Sketch: Dr. Hardsell Hopkins (Nipsey Russell), a combination insurance salesman, medical examiner and undertaker, offers a package deal for zoo employee George Appleby.
Music: The Association perform "Birthday Morning," "Windy" & "Wasn't It A Bit Like Now?"
The Silent Spot: "The Old Handy Man" attempts to make minor house repairs.
One-Minute Dramas: Nipsey and Red play safecrackers and onlookers at a bathing-beauty audition. Also, a blackout about a lonely-hearts consultation.
