After embarrassing her at the movies during a showing of "The Blob", Mrs. Appleby decides to teach George a lesson by tricking him into believing she's turned into a bird with the help of a borrowed parrot. He takes her (the bird) to a psychiatrist for help.
Deadeye looks for a female bandit.
A health club instructor tries to build up Appleby on his TV show.
An art expert (Vincent Price) learns that Freddie the Freeloader has an orginal DaVinci painting.
The mayor gets blackmailed with San Fernando's badger game photo, and must let him run a bookie room in city hall. When he pulls the same trick on the governor, they're forced to nominate him at the big convention, but the two politicos get their revenge by showing an unexpected movie.
Emmy Awards; prize fight; Halloween; salesman; spaghetti dinner; Clem Kadiddlehopper.
Opening: Telephones. Clem, Bolivar, McPugg and Willie call in to get messages. Bolivar goes to the wrong house to repair a TV. Maxwell sings.