Calls from the Public: Pennywhistle Swallower, Gremlin Exterminator, Zafo, Alien / Snailsuit Chester / Olly Moondust sings: ""Star Lover"" / Precious Roy's Elf Hotel / Interview: President of Shadows Inc. / Kickin' It Old School: ""Fake Blood"" / Interview: Brett the Gremlin / Chester: Getting Into TV / Craig Allen sings: ""The Elf Song""
Calls: Olly's Mom (Fafoo's Recital), Madame Dominique / Chester: Naked Girl / Song: ""Remember"" / Precious Roy's Disaster Suit / Interview: Olly, Sifl & Chester Read Their Diaries / Kickin' It Old School: ""Rock and Roll Friends"" / Interview: Peto & Flek (Lost Episodes) / Letters to Chester: How To Break In Jeans / Song: ""Empty Zippo Blues (Olly's Dylan Song)""
Sex Girl Intro / Calls: Cres Dude (Uncres), Webby Avalton, Mindblow / Chester: Tranquilized / Song: ""Hawaiian Rap"" / Precious Roy's Hooker Monkeys / Interview: Sex Girl Returns / Kickin' It Old School: ""Prostitute Laundry"" / Interview: Cooking With Aesop Jones (Waffles) / Letters to Chester: Picture Pose / Song: ""Hair Of The Dog (Now You're Messin' With A Son of a Bitch)""
Calls: Worlock Wannabee, Zafo (Mt. Rushmore), Meteor / Letter To Chester: Modern Lover / Song: ""65 & Over & Over"" / Precious Roy's All Purpose Juicer / Interview: Breakfast Serial 2 / Kickin' It Old School: ""Performance Art"" / Interview: Hitch-hiker (Hit by the Car) / Chester: Water & Magnet Collector / Song: ""Soda Pop (the magnetic car song)""
Calls: Jethro Tull Fan, Tattoo Guy & Landlord sing ""Crescent Fresh Song"" with Sifl & Olly / Chester: Weed Puller & Secret Finger Fan Club President / Song: ""State Capital Song"" / Precious Roy's ATM Card / Interview: Via Sattellite to Click Whittaker (Blender) / Kickin' It Old School: ""She's A Carrot"" / Interview: Sifl & Olly Race with Narration by Onion / Letter To Chester: Mean Boss / Song: ""Dear Brenda""
Sifl & Olly Go To The Mall / Chester Wants to Watch / Song: ""Heart Of Glass"" (Originaly by Blondie) / Precious Roy's Cannibal Cookbook / Calls: E-Mailer, Aguaman, Babe (Paul Bunyon's Ox) / Kickin' It Old School: ""Claire Danes"" / Interview: The Internet / Letter To Chester: First Memory / Song: ""I Got Vibes""
Calls: Nail in the Head, Julio (Bird) / Chester: Squirrels / Song: ""Lonely Sexy Heart (Robot Ballad)"" / Precious Roy's Electric Teeth Whitening System / Interview: America's Funniest Home Faces of Tragedy / Kickin' It Old School: ""Haunted Spaceship"" / Interview: Via Sattellite to The Earth / Letter to Chester: Crazy With The Women / Song: Chester Sings ""Going up the Country""
Calls: Chip Daisy the Trivia King, Cindy Bolland Phone Sales, Jargon Scott & His Legless Dogs Returns, Teacher / Chester: Talking Monkeys / Song: ""Menudo"" / Precious Roy's Pocket Rancher / Interview: Becky Sixteen Interviews Sifl & Olly In The Future / Kickin' It Old School: ""Tooth Decay"" / Interview: Sifl Pays Back The Mafia / Letter To Chester: Ice Breaker / Song: ""Tangerine""
Calls: Mrs. Sifl, Daycare Mom, Pizza Order / Chester: Hippie Indian / Song: ""Electric Oven"" with Delictush Sexplosius / Precious Roy's Laser Peeler / Interview: Cooking With Aesop Jones (Mashed Potatoes) / Kickin' It Old School: ""Laser Eyes"" / Interview: Sifl This Is Your Life / Letter To Chester: Kissing Advice / Song: ""Sunny Side Up""
Calls: Marty's Grandpa, Funeral Home Elvis, Goth Girl / Chester: 'The Nuclear Decapitator with a Bad Attitude' Rollerderby King / Song: ""Heart Attacks"" / Precious Roy's Hickey Doohickey / Sifl & Olly Play Pong / Interview: Battle of the Bands - Kee Kee & The P.P. Gang, Sgt. Blind Kiwi Tarzan, Yeah / Kickin' It Old School: ""He's Up There In the Cabinet"" / Interview: Testosterone & Estrogen / Letter To Chester: Damp Rag Windy Ass / Song: ""Dr. Puberty""
Chester: Dr. Bubba The Spy / Interview: Delixir Sorbaño's Circus of Freaks - The Bearded Beard, Susan, The Spice Girls, The Breathing Salami, Inside-Out Man, Chester / Song: ""Hellfire (Rain On You)"" / Precious Roy's Mr. Ptootie Head / Calls: Dr. Bubba's Chester Impersonation, Cres Dude (Starting a Cres Band), Ziggy Starmaker / Kickin' It Old School: ""Country Boy Song"" / Interview: John from Champs 1 (Chicken Robot Companion) / Chester Needs To Spit / Song: ""The Days of the Week""
Chester: Sexy Ghost Intro / Calls: Ex-Janitor, Phillip the Screwdriver, Landlord (Crocodile Moat) / Chester: Rain Tap Dance / Kickin' It Old School: ""You're Off The Handball Team"" (Orange & Blue Strobe) / Precious Roy's Natural Pest Control / Interview with Ghosts: Candy, Waterbed Biter, Stacey / Song: ""Necronomicon V5.6"" / Interview: Creb Apgar, Chachi Longbow, Alien / Chester's Cereal: Dynamite Dig-Ums / Song: ""Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me"" (from The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Calls: Eddie Calls Back, Julio (Party), A Hoe, Eddie Again / Chester: The Actor / Song: ""Hound Dog"" / Precious Roy's Defrosted Cro-Magnon Slaves / Interview: Olly as Inventor Pat Lacy / Kickin' It Old School: ""Star Pilot"" / Chester Interviews Dynamite Dog & Wow the Worm / Chester: Chicken Sex Guesser / Chester Sings ""Shiny Girl (Super Super Special Super Day)""
Calls: Sifl from Jail, Johnny F***ing Appleseed, Sifl Clone, Sports Talk / Chester Takes an IQ Test / Song: ""Speed Reading"" / Precious Roy's ""Dangerous Don't"" Dolls (Betty Blade, Elctrocutie Kitty, Pete Heat) / Interview with Sifls and Olly Clones / Kickin' It Old School: ""Weird Day"" / Interview: Grout's Trivia Trapazoids with Stealth, Precious Roy, Chester & Cres / Letter to Chester from Dewey Kraus in Prison / Song: ""I Sure Do Miss The 80's""
Chester Spanish Intro / Calls: Japanese Caller, Russian Caller, Canadian Caller / The Chester Show / Song: ""The English Song (Redrum)"" / Precious Roy's Foot-Long Hamsters / Interview: Backs Stabbath (MTV Exec), TV Show Pitches: Pants, Real Jail, Monkey & Whore Monster Truck Tug-O-War / Kickin' It Old School: ""Llama School"" / Interview with Olly's Ex-Girlfriends: Kendra, Delilah, Claudia, Rachel / Chester: Easy Like Sunday Morning, Slurpee Time / Song: ""Whatever""
Chester King of Strippers Intro / Calls: Cyclops, Julio (Crazy Dream), Egg-Eyes, Girl Cyclops / Chester & Sifl are Speechless / Song: ""El Rocko Mundo"" / ""Hey Bert"" Segue / Precious Roy's Electric Cigarettes / Stealth Intro / Interview: Stealth Returns / Kickin' It Old School: ""Oh, When I'm Dead"" / Interview: Orgasm & G-Spot Return / Chester Names A Baby / Song: ""We're Not Gonna Take It""
Calls: Pet Snake, Pet Fish, Quiet / Chester: Psychic, Language of Love / Song: ""Dr. Booty"" / Precious Roy's Magnetic Babysitter / Olly's Rasberry Flashback / Interview: Stuntman Click Whittaker (Blender) / Kickin' It Old School: ""It's Okay (Cindy's The Hostess)"" / Interview: Bloopers, Blunders & Boo Boos (Puking Dog) / Chester's ""Pet"" / Song: ""The Panda (Chapter 1)""
Calls: Icky Starmaker, Uncle Bilbo, Screaming Schoolgirl, Dial-a-Psychic / Chester: Sleeping Like A Bat / Song: ""Move Your Feet (Opera)"" / Precious Roy's Pet Power Plant / Interview: Via Sattelite To Becky Sixteen In Prehistoric Time / Kickin' It Old School: ""Answer My Phone"" / Interview: Functions Of The Family with Paul Rogers & His Daughter / Chester: Recipe / Song: ""Sailin' 'Round the Ocean""
Calls: Jeep Fixer, Olly's Mom (Birthanxmas), Bike Pump / Chester's Blanket Fort Love Palace / Song: ""Blister In The Sun"" (Originaly by The Violent Femmes) / Precious Roy's Self Defense Kit / Interview: Via Sattelite To The Royal Family of Atlantis / Kickin' It Old School: ""Convoy"" (Originaly by C.W. McCall) / Interview: X & O Show with Vicious Coy & Blister / Chester's Skin Care Tips / Song: ""Partytime Loser (Live In Toronto)""
Calls: Ninja Rayanne, Toilet, Landlord (Mining Operation) / Chester: Cereal Factory / Song: ""Leader of the Gang"" / Precious Roy's Security Landscaping / Interview: Kip the Burglar / Kickin' It Old School: ""Gravity Defying"" / Interview: Ninja Final Exam / Chester: Gravity / Song: ""Ninja of the Night""