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The Witcher: Season 1

1x02 Four Marks

If this weren't based on a famous IP, most people would stop watching after this. Sooo boring. And it's getting unbelievably overhyped online.

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This world sucks. What a crappy depressing place fill with nasty assholes.

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The dialogue is super cringe at times and most of the actors are so bad that I feel like I'm watching a Game of Thrones parody...

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This episode might be the weakest of the season, if not for the amazing acting and that otherworldly song of Jaskier. Saved the episode for me, worth it.

No, honestly. This wasn't bad per se, but really not good. Looks weak after that great first episode,
Lots of world building and introduction. Sadly a lot of it looks quite two-dimensional on first glance.

Still decent, but I don't like the focus con Yen's origin story.

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It's getting quite crazy but still cool :)

Poor Yennefer, I still feel bad for her. I'm very glad that this isn't really an issue for us anymore as it would really suck to look/be that way (one would probably be an outsider with few friends and I doubt that's healthy).

Cirilla is still cool and super tough. Her company, Dara (an elf), is also interesting and even speaks now :D

The bard (barker) is funny and kinda good company for The Witcher (Butcher of Blavikan, LOL).

"He's one of the clean ones:" - It's really no wonder that dwarf(?) stabbed her... :o
I still don't really understand the dynamics between Tissaia and Yennefer but it's kinda interesting.
It's also super weird that Yennefer and Istredd have this good thing going but at the same time are betraying themselves.

"Sometimes the best thing a flower can do for us is die." :o

And of course the very beautiful "Toss a Coin to your Witcher" song at the end <3

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Can't stand watching Yennefer, it's so ironic how the actress portraying Tissaia looks more like Yennefer than Anya does. And Tissaia is actually Yennefer's teacher. Just feels weird watching a supposedly should be Yennefer teaching the "ugly" Yennefer sorcery. Don't like how Ciri looks like either... they just did so bad on the casting of course except for Henry Cavill. Anya's features just shout indian to me and i wouldn't say she's not pretty, but she's just not right for Yen's role. That alone bothers me more than anything. Ugh.. finally got it out of my system. I even went to the point of googling MyAnna Buring's images and she easily would've been Yennefer hands down, don't know what they were thinking for casting Anya instead. SMH

edit: I finally went googling for Anya's wiki and I was right, indian features because she has an indian father. Like i said, no disrespect to any race but she's just not right for that role.

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Awww, so they both were betraying each other, how romantic
Not very excited about this show thus far

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7/10.

Once again, messy. I didn't find Anya that great as Yennefer, but she's doing a standup job so far, and her origin makeup is much better than I expected it to be. Joey seems good as Dandelion (and Toss a Coin... is great!). There was that big casting controversy in late 2018, but really for an eastern European fantasy it is frankly odd when nonwhite characters show up (especially when the books establish all of the races as well), but whatever.

I kind of understood the need for it in the pilot, but I'm not a fan of the hokey, wittier-than-thou, eyebrow-juggling banter that sometimes takes place between the characters (e.g. Renfri and Geralt in the bar in ep. 1). It's something I'd expect out of a CW show, not Netflix.

So far the one prediction that everyone had - that Henry Cavill was going to be great - has panned out. Cavill is fantastic as Geralt. Just wish he had better dialogue too. (Reddit points out that most of the gem quotes come straight from the books).

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Really enjoyed the humour in this episode, and especially the bard character.

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So what happened to Ciri is partially Geralt fault. I mean the main reason is the genocide, but other than that it's the Witcher right? Interesting.
Well, it's a bit weird, but so far Geralt's story is the weakest one. Not the overall plot points the execution with meta-bard and clunky dialogue that half cliche and half metacommentary surprisingly not all of it was the bard fault. The world looks beautiful, the setting keeps being confusing.

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so far so good! Really enjoying this.

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Good God that song at the end was dreadful.

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Not as good as the premiere. It was more of a slowish episode with a decent amount of information, I guess? None of it struck out at me, though. It was still enjoyable. But I hope this was just an establishing sort of episode, to get things out of the way in the very beginning so things can start to flourish, non-stop, and that there won't be another. I'll still enjoy another episode like this, regardless. It just doesn't appeal to me in a standard sense.

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Shout by Agent24
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BlockedParentSpoilers2019-12-22T23:14:13Z

I think this was actually an improvement to the premiere episode. Very interesting world building indeed. Also loved the ending scene with the bard song. Again reminds me a lot of the video game.

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Shout by KyriaCrosszeria
BlockedParent2019-12-23T22:16:38Z— updated 2019-12-25T20:47:47Z

Did your mother fuck a goat?
... did your mother fuck a snowman?

Hahaha. I love this show.

Just a little too little Witcher in this one.

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An interesting way to introduce Dandelion whilst mixing around the short story 'The Edge of the World' from book 'The Last Wish'. The original has an already established relationship between the two and took time to flesh out the presence of the Sylvan a bit more. He wasn't just stealing grain in the book. He was taking seedlings and researching how to grow crops for the Elves who were exiled from their original lands to the mountains.

Nevertheless this version works very well and establishes the Elven position as well as setting up the dynamic between the surly Geralt and the ever spry Dandelion (Jaskier).

It's surprising that at the same time they manage to deliver a fantastic baseline for Yennefer's story as well. And what a tale! Anya Chalotra absolutely brings to life this origin story. What great casting choice and writing.

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I don't understand, why
the sorceress has transmuted her students into eels, all except Jennifer. What's the meaning of that?

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This episode is on "Fine" level. The story is really confusing and weird. But it's not that bad. World-building is great though.

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  • Creepy girl with red eyes
  • Her eyes are blue now :O

Woman 1: "How much for a pig?"
Man: "They'll be at market tomorrow."
Woman 1: "Well, I'm here today."
Man: "Ten marks."
Woman 1: "How much for this beast?"
Man: "Six."
Woman 1: "Four."
Woman 2: "What are you doing?"
Man: "Sold. Four marks."

  • Whoa, what a nice house

Bard: "Need a hand? I got two."

  • What a nice landscape!
  • Damn, they showing off their budget now
  • RIP that woman's hand
  • Taking shoes from dwarves? Nuh-uh

Bard: "I have to see this magical, this mythical--"

  • RIP my boi

Woman: "Even if you were a beauty, still, no one would love you."

  • Savage

Girl: "I did it."

  • RIP her eyes
  • She shot lightning :O
  • That dwarf is murdering that woman (rightfully so?)
  • Those girls turned into slugs?

Bard: "Credit where credit is due. That whole reverse-psychology thing you did on them was brilliant, by the way. 'Kill me. I'm ready.' "
[Geralt looks at the bard.]

  • Damn, I'm gonna miss the bard
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So bad i quit now for good xD

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Very boring, they try to spice it up by throwing some boob in but I dunno if I'll hang around to see the rest of the season

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With what is told in this chapter I do not know where they are going, let's see what happens now

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I loved the actress who plays Yennefer she is elegantly skilled.. also the scenes between The Witcher and Jaskier were so refreshing.

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Shout by Bellagar
BlockedParentSpoilers2019-12-29T15:34:28Z

Anyone else notice the elf on the shelf reference in that song? The thing has been stuck in my head for a week now

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Front hand or backhand - Key and Peele

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seriously this hump is hot babe on yenifer

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