I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
They say I Nerd Rage
I say they don’t understand
Keep talkin’ trash bitch
Imma have to ban you from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
And slam George Lucas’ head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering, you’re making it worst
And for the love of god, Greedo didn’t shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans
And fuck low bandwidth
And never say Pluto ain’t a planet, goddamnit
I’m readin’ what you’re saying on the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before!
With a girl, you don’t know her, she moved away! Shut up!
And don’t tell me Dr. Who is the same
Without Tom Baker, the shit is just lame
And what do you mean you’ve never seen Citizen Kane?
Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
I broke seven keyboards over my knee
How dare you say Marvel is better than DC
Your horrible grammar, it’s makin’ me puke
And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard
And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
When I’m right Imma laugh like
(Nerd Laugh)
You beat me in chess; I’m flippin’ the board
Then I’ll go to Michael Bay’s house, kick in the door
Break every single copy of Transformer 4
Hit Bay in the dick with a stick ’til he’s sore
I’ll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry
And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die
I’m gonna beat you up; I know karate, ask my girlfriend
Yes, I have a girlfriend
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?
Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd Rage
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
(Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rag
