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Orange Is the New Black: Season 3

I dropped the show in this season multiple times because it got so bad.

It gets better again, when the next couple seasons upset the status quo significantly, but this is easily the worst season of an otherwise mostly decent show.

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Hemlock Grove: 3x06 Pendant

this may just be the one and only good episode of the show, if only for the bonkers twist

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The Simpsons: 30x10 'Tis the 30th Season

this episode would have felt perfectly at home in one of the classic Simpsons seasons - bravo!

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Doctor Who: 11x03 Rosa

this could have gone so, so, so wrong, but it went so, so, so right

possibly the bravest episode the show has ever done, THIS is what doctor who is all about

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The Haunting of Hill House: Season 1

everyone in this show has the same face

it's really disorienting

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The Romanoffs: 1x01 The Violet Hour

The most expertly crafted 80 minutes of TV I have ever seen.

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The Simpsons: 30x02 Heartbreak Hotel

started off pretty good, had a terrible middle section, and then picked up a tiny bit again, but after starting the season off with a surprisingly good episode, this makes me less hopeful about the rest of it

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Doctor Who: 11x01 The Woman Who Fell to Earth

I am legitimately shocked: Doctor Who is great for the first time in the better part of a decade!

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Reverie: 1x02 Bond. Jane Bond.

Nobody in this whole damn episode can pronounce a simple German word. Not even the advanced AI.

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Evil Genius

Just a content warning for people like me who didn't know the details of this crime before watching: the first episode features explicit footage of a gruesome real life death. There is no cut-away and it isn't a recreation, but actual footage that shows someone dying terribly in real life. It would have been nice to know this in advance so I could have at least looked away. It's ethically extremely dubious to show footage of someone's final terrible moments for entertainment like this and of course also potentially deeply disturbing. Anyways, having only seen 1 episode so far, that is all I have to say at this point. Be warned. A less exploitative documentary would have cut away, this one does NOT.

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Family Guy: 16x20 Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Not a religious nut here, actually quite vocally anti religion and pro poking fun at it, but I just felt this episode was weaker and had more non sequiturs than usual, as well as a bit of a bottle episode feel in parts that it didn't really make up for with sharp writing. To each his own. Was still a decent watch but I won't be coming back to this one.

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The Rain: 1x05 Have Faith
Family Guy: 16x12 Send in Stewie, Please

Definitely the best episode of the season. Very tight writing, but not necessarily what the Family Guy audience is looking for. It lacks much of the show's signature humour.

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The Joel McHale Show with Joel McHale

Some people seem to have bizarre expectations for this show...it's a The Soup reboot under a different name. It's Joel showing clips and making fun of reality TV. Mindless entertainment. The aim isn't sharp multifaceted comedy of the type we got in Community.

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Victoria: 2x01 A Soldier's Daughter

I still fucking hate the terrible fake German accents in this show.

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The Illusionist

This movie is pretty much The Prestige without everything that made the Prestige a masterpiece.

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The Last Showing

The biggest pile of trash I've seen in a while. Absolutely embarrassing. Think you've seen stupid protagonists in horror flicks? Well, you haven't seen these yet!

The cinematography is legitimately quite good, so I didn't give this a 1/10, but my boyfriend and I both spend the largest part of this film offended over how bad it is.

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Doctor Who: Special 149 The Return of Doctor Mysterio

would be pretty great if we could have just one post-Matt Smith Doctor Who episode that isn't trash

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La La Land

I absolutely adored this film. A great homage to classic golden age Hollywood musicals that subverts and puts a modern twist on JUST enough elements.

I made a video review you can watch over at youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_pSwcuAfsM

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Ouija: Origin of Evil

Started off ok, but ended up relying entirely on the same few (weak) jump scares, possession tropes and massive plot holes. Weak acting and writing. Decent direction and cinematography.
The more you think about this movie, the less sense it makes.

A lot of the "scares" involved CGI that just looked hilarious.

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The Servant

It's more messed up sexual fantasy than movie.
We got a main character who gleefully "grabs women by the pussy" and a rape that the victim ends up enjoying.

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Scream Queens: 2x02 Warts and All

Is every episode this season going to have a beautiful, famous guest star who remains disfigured/hard to recognize throughout and dies in the end? Because I'd be up for that.

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Nerve

It's dumb, but ultimately in a good way. Lots of fun.

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Gods of Egypt

It's just absolutely terrible on every conceivable level. A laughable plot full of paper-thin characters stiffly delivering terrible lines in front of CGI that would be disappointing in a video game cutscene. The cast is pretty good, but is given shoddy material to work with and incompetent direction. At it's best, it's utterly derivative and forgettable, at it's worst it's offensively bad.

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Now You See Me 2

Pretty shit film, but always happy to see a big asian star like Jay Chou in a western movie, even if it's a small role.

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Suicide Squad

A movie for people who hate movies.

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Suits: 6x01 To Trouble

A bit of the plotting was obvious, but all in all a fantastic season opener, probably their best. The first half of season 5 was shit, the second half was by far the best this show has had - and this seems to continue in the same vein.

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UnREAL: 2x07 Ambush

I never thought they would top episodes 6 and 10 of season 1. But...they did!

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Wonders of Life

It's BEAUTIFULLY shot, but just about all of the actual content is stuff you should already know if you got through high school.

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Suits: 5x09 Uninvited Guests

The Rachel/Mike relationship drama just seems so fake and unnecessary. I'm all for a good romantic subplot, but every single conflict they had for the past 5 seasons seemed over the top and unrealistic.

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