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Story-wise, it's the weakest compared to other MonsterVerse films. This film is more focused about Kong if you're wondering. I couldn't stand that Millie girl, to be fair I wish the human parts would be removed because I only want to see Godzilla & Kong fighting. But it's entertaining to watch.
It’s been a long time since I have seen writing and acting this bad. Bravo Ryan Murphy.
2 hours and 13 minutes... shoulda been done in less than 90. In the end not worth sitting through it.
It's way too long for the story it has. It's also predictable, messy, and bloated with horror clichés, flashbacks, and unnecessary side plots that have nothing to do with the main plot. It becomes ridiculous in the third act and not in a fun way. Twist after twist is a bit too much at some point and what worse is there's only a few that make sense. A waste of time and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. This story could've been done in a shorter runtime.
It should have been 30 minutes. It's way too long for the amount of content in it.
this movie is about the riddler's parasocial relationship with batman
i liked it because jason segel is sexy and also i love unhinged women
this is the perfect romantic movie for a first date
the only good thing about was the song playing during the credits
another 'good for her'-movie. also, the kids had it coming
this was perfect because it had ryan reynolds in it
this movie was marketed to the wrong audience, i wanted robots and not an annoying man, a loud baby and a mother without her own opinions. i hated it :)
the definition of what people call a feel-good show... i didn't think i'd love it as much as i did.
berlin very sexy, send comment
it's good if you don't take it seriously
wow, that sucked so much
Waste of time. Philosophy for 12 year olds. Would give it a 0 if I could.
Cool concept but terrible, terrible writing.
None of the characters behaves in a believable way, it all feels staged (you know those lines that just happen in movies but just don't feel right in real life? Like "there's no time to explain, just follow me" or "we've got company"), even at the beginning at the resort, before the supernatural part kicks in, like a series of scenes almost unrelated one to the other and patched together, each with the precise purpose to stimulate a feeling in the audience or to get the plot ahead. Characters falling as flies like in predictable horror movies.
Some unexplicable sloppy screenplay moments:
The ending was the best and more naturally progressing part of the movie
im sorry but if sebastian stan wanted to do this to me i would let him :pensive:
some things of note because i've made it a habit to point out things that half-assed critiques get wrong before saying what i actually think about a film:
this was not directed by jordan peele. he produced it. nia da costa directed it, and it has very much the same feel as her overall body of work. comparing this to get out and us is unfair to both peele and da costa.
the original candyman was a social commentary as well. a lot of slasher flicks are social commentaries with regard to topics aside from historical racism like disabilities, socioeconomic disparity, and mental illness. if you don't like social commentary in your horror? your horror options are pretty limited.
my advice is always this: if you can't enjoy a movie because it tackles subjects of inequality and oppression, then that's a you problem. it's a problem worth working through, all the same.
anyway, i loved this. so glad it was my first movie in theaters again since the pandemic started, it was highly worth it. the score was unsettling and stressful in just the right way, and fuck if the progression of the bee sting wasn't the most disgusting thing i'd ever seen. also: those of you who get really grossed out by trypophobia might want to avert your eyes a little in the church scene. the pattern is uniform, not irregular, but it's still real fucking weird.
It's a slasher. Just turn off your brain and enjoy the gore. It's pretty good.
the more I think about this the more I'm annoyed bc why would you make androids who we're supposed to believe are super smart and then be like "yeah but they just act like zombies 99% of the time" they literally can manipulate humans, strategize, etc. but they just...don't and destroy the world?? like ok.. zombies have better motivation at least we know they're doing it because they're hungry and primal
anyway, I can't help but think that a movie from arthur's perspective might have actually been a genuinely good thriller
If you don't like this movie, wait for next parts. They will be released in the following order:
Father iOS
Brother Linux
Sister Windows
Grandpa Cobol
Uncle DoS
Nephew Basic
Pet Python
Ruby on Rails
Aunt Symbian
Niece Unraid
Brother Java
men:tm:: the movie
aka nothing changed
pretty bad movie and i couldn't even be horny for anyone
it felt like the goblin was grooming the main character over and over again. the side character romance was more intriguing. i only kept watching for lee dongwook :)
One of the most over-rated k-drama in the recent years!!
The idols of coz are great, as well as the Set and the beautiful photography. However, the screenplay is just a bunch of shits without much realistic elements from our real life.
The premise of the film is people can't sleep, the challenge from the director is to try and stay awake, it's genius.
petition to have park haesoo have more roles as deranged killers hehe
