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There was just no real plot, the only bit of action finished as quickly as it started

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It Comes at Night

The only horrifying thing about this film is that after 90 minutes I was still to be scared. Why is this a horror? It's a thriller/drama at best. It's not even a good mystery, that's not even touched upon. Disappointing.

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Brighton

A good cast but this was unbelievably crap. If you aren't laughing in the first 10 minutes save your time for another movie. I'm not sure what the target audience of this is but it isn't people with normal humour.

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Dead Heat

Absolute cheese, terrible acting, awful misogynistic and racist jokes and the plot was problematic too. It's just a perfect film to laugh at with friends.

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All My Friends Hate Me

This film was shit, it wasn't funny at all and there was absolutely no story to it. I kept waiting for it to become funny and the 'joke' never paid off. Do NOT bother watching it.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street

After watching this fully, it felt like I had not slept for 70+ hours. Unfortunately it didn't live up to the hype for me.

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Joan Rivers: Don't Start with Me

I could barely get through this, the jokes are terrible and she relied too much upon the pregnant pause

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Bumblebee

John Cena was wasted on this movie. The dialogue was childish and there was definitely more 'action' than necessary ("there's a door in my way" blows it up) but the story around Charlie was quite interesting.

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Leave the World Behind

I think... This was a stupid film, the cinematography was interesting but there was too much dramatic effect put on parts of the plot that didn't go anywhere. Having America turn on itself is very realistic but also a boring premise.

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Save Yourselves!

There were no comedic moments in this movie, but it was entertaining. I'm not sure what the ending was about though, I suspect it was metaphorical.

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Those People

Ending was disappointing, why didn't he get with either of them in the end?

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Hubie Halloween

Unnecessarily crude in some places, and he didn't really need to put the voice on but it has a good enough twist and it is an entertaining movie.

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Halloween Kills

This features 'typical' American small town thinking through out and some really cheesy lines. The ending was a lead up to another film, the whole thing felt like filler for a story that already had an end. This is not rewatchable.

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Murder Mystery

Adam Sandler is predictably cringe in this, the story is decent enough though.

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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

I did enjoy this movie but the continuity wasn't great in the past scene and the suspense of belief wasn't there for Alan Arkin's reactions. I think they left this franchise at the right time.

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You, Me and Him

Sally Phillips plays such a fantastic character in this!

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Spiderhead

It was an interesting plot, very quite self contained. I don't think I'd watch it again though, there was a slight twist that I think was supposed to be bigger than it felt.

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Chernobyl: Abyss

This film was good, because of the profound message behind it and how there was an initial period of covering it up. However it is not something I'd watch again as the love story really distracted from the reality of the film.

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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

It was great to see everyone again but this lacked a story that would make me want to watch it again

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

This was my first watch, though it was a shame we didn't get as much of the whole gang together (and some voice actors have changed) it was good to see the last installment. It is a shame they kept the Aslan being Jesus reference as it wasn't a very natural name drop.

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Police Academy 3: Back in Training

Hmmm 10 minutes in with the racism. I get that some of it was for the sake of showing the viewer that they were an unlikable character, but it's aged the movie alot.

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Jurassic World Dominion

This one is alot more cerebral than the other films in this trilogy. It focuses alot on conservation and ecological issues.

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Genie

Wow. Someone really loves tilt-shift cinematography.

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

This was an interesting watch, but killing off his son and having some random ties to characters that haven't been set up yet was so strange

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Alien³

Though it's good to see Ripley again, what the hell were they thinking with this plot?

Killing all but Ripley in the first few moments, then killing her off in the end anyway. Abandoning the practical effects for some crazy green computer generated rubbish. Creating some bizarre YY mutation that seems to affect behaviour.

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Hostel

Quite a forgettable film - and I had forgotten all about the plot I only remembered the gore.

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Gunpowder Milkshake

A great star studded cast for this, the story was really not that great though.

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Jurassic World Dominion

This was another cash-grab movie. It's a shame that I thought it was worth watching, and also that I didn't record that I've watched it so I've ended up watching it again. I will be sure not to make a third watch. It has a lot of big name potential but it doesn't deliver with the story they are given.

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The Witches of Eastwick

Unfortunately this film was very slow and the plot was unrealistic for the relationship that friends have, the cast and acting was great however.

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Roald Dahl's The Witches

The effects and cast were wonderful, parts of the story were very interesting too. It seemed to move alot quicker than it's predecessor's story however.

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