Oh hi trakt
Just a 160 million dollar trash film... I can't understand all the good ratings. It's just a bad movie...
You know a movie is bad when you're rooting for the wave.
What the hell are the cinemas pumping in to the theatres?
This film is absolutely awful.
Piss poor cgi youngering effects making everyone over 40, in earlier years look like bad cut scenes from a 90s video games... I mean 20yrs ago willen Dafoe looked the same as he does now, so why did they bother wasting so much on him, a little make up would have done the job. I don't wanna get into aquaman's dad, coz there's soooo much wrong with him.
For some reason instead of shooting through the water at an insane speed - they use slow, phantom menace style aquaships.
Almost all land effects look like they were shot by the same ppl that did the effects in 'bucket list' I can't complain enough about the bad effects & blue screen composting as it's most of the 2 & a half hr screen time.
The music keeps jumping from epic movie to a blade runner ripoff, with some tron.
2 decent fight scenes.. That's it.
Shit, shit, and utter shit.
I gave it a rating of 2/10 only cuz of Nicole Kidman and Amber Heard be lookin fine, other than that just a dog shit of a movie really.
There better be multiple killers because this shit makes no fkn sense and if it's the duo I think of it would still suck...
Merely being dressed up in period clothing and produced by the BBC, doesn't make you a masterpiece of the small screen. It's fair, but some of the acting is mediocre (Harington, et. al.), and some of it wretched (Tyler, et. al.). And not that it should have to be said, but don't look to popular media for your history lessons.
So.... There's crab people and there's fish people, and they're gonna fight.
Oh, and sharks are horses.
