how could a film that bases an entire storyline around a Ratatouille joke not be absolutely fantastic?
Jesus. This is as bad as Suicide Squad honestly. Harley Quinn was way better in that movie, and here it's just all over the place, with rough story-telling, bad acting from pretty much everyone (the cop and Ewan McGregor especially), the same dumb exposition, and marketed as if Deadpool and Deadpool 2 were the style they went for. I wasted my money so you can save it.
“Why did you take that washing powder?”
“It’s biological.”
And I believe in Caitríona Balfe supremacy.
Like CGI photos of your childhood: technically well-made, but too polished to feel authentic.
I'm sure this semi-autobiographical film was a passion project for Kenneth Branagh and I'm glad he could get it off his cinematic chest, but, tbh, I was more into the brief, vintage news clips they showed in the background.
Now let's see a film based on the Boney M. song...
Wow, he’s saying some real shit. Glad I’m not watching live; I had several moments I needed to pause and rewind to hear that again. Pretty genius. Sad and dark, but genius.
