B

Awe, I’m so happy for Drama in this one.

One of the greatest pilots of all time - this little half-hour captures everything that’s so beautiful about this show. Fuck.

The gender-reversed proposal and kiss made me feel viscerally sick. They didn’t even try to make the propaganda subtle.

Ari and Melissa are couple goals in this one.

Johnny Drama finally getting a W and yelling at that clifftop made me a little teary-eyed, ngl.

Ari is hella lovable in this one.

This poor guy has the two most insufferable kids in the world.

Way to throw away something special for a retread of the same old mistakes, bud.

Best episode of this show since Season 2. To think I almost gave up entirely!

How did this show get this boring and melodramatic?

Ashby’s death is so poignantly despairing. Within steps of finally moving toward living his life, he takes one last wrong turn, and collapses dead on the floor. Horribly tragic and slightly too relatable.

That letter Hank recites at the end is unexpectedly beautiful.

Damn, Chloe Metz is fucking hot. Almost takes you away from the overwhelming sadness of emptiness here.

I cried. Guy is far too relatable for me.