Rob: Hello.
Sophia: Hello. Tell me, how many of me do you see?
Bob: We're twins.
Rob: We're here to see Blanche.
Sophia: I guess she's back on the vitamins. C'mon in.
Rose: You can let two angry mackerel fight it out in a purse, but don't ever plan on carrying that purse to a formal affair.
Andrew Allen: Goodbye, Mrs Petrillo. Sorry you didn't have an opportunity to experience our museum. I'd love for you to see my most prized acquisition: a magnificent pair of Gauguins.
Sophia: What are you, a pervert? I was married for 45 years, I never even saw my husband's Gauguins.
Dorothy: Oh come on now Rose, don't let this bother you. You'll date again.
Blanche: Of course she will. Honey have you given any thought to advertising?
Rose: Oh Blanche! I could never dress the way you do. Besides, I have to wear undies. Not all my wool skirts are lined.
Dorothy: Whoa!
Blanche: September?
Dorothy: Yep!
Sophia: I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.
Dorothy: What was that?
Blanche: Rose brought a dog home from the supermarket.
Dorothy: What, couldn't she just get stew meat like she usually does?
Blanche: I'm not sharing a bathroom with 3 strange men, I don't care if it is my vacation!
Blanche: I'm tired of lying on my back... did I just say that?
Great movie from Apple here. I hope it serves as a changing point for some people points of view, prejudices and lifestyle choices.
Big Daddy: Well, now I don't want you to get too excited, but Margaret and I are planning on walking down the aisle together.
Blanche: OHHHHHHH!
Big Daddy: Is she happy or sad?
Rose: I'm not sure, I've never heard her make that sound before.
Dorothy: No, I once heard her make that sound, and I assure you, she was happy.
Sophia: Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a Lesbian than a cat. Unless a Lesbian sheds - that I don't know.
Dorothy: What could she be doing all this time?
Sophia: You know what they're doing.
Dorothy: Yeah, and I also know Stan, we were married for 38 years, and if you added up all the times we did what he is doing right now, Blanche still should've been home 10 minutes ago.
Blanche: Girls. Do you see that man over there staring at me? He's undressing me with his eyes.
Rose: Do you want to move to another table?
Blanche: Not yet. He's only half done.
Rose: How do you know if a grasshopper is Spanish?
Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero Rose.
I was lucky enough to see the Bee Gees in concert in Birmingham, UK in the early ‘90s. One of the best concert experiences of my life.
I believe this film is testament to the view that life is truly what you make of it. 3 brothers who had a vision, a belief and worked to make that happen. So inspirational.
Rose: I'll make it up to you, Dorothy. I promise. Listen, if there's ever a night where you can't sleep, I'll come to your room and sing "Kumbaya."
Dorothy: Rose, I don't know what to say. Yes I do... Don't ever do that.
Rose: Oh, Sophia. I want to explain about last night. When I was a little girl, one summer we had a terrible thunderstorm...
Sophia: [cuts off Rose] Excuse me, Rose. Have I given you any indication at all that I care?
Woman: I'll give you a dollar for it.
Sophia: A dollar? What the hell do you think this is? Baghdad? Get the hell out of here!
Blanche: You may not have noticed this but I've put on 3 pounds.
Sophia: On each side.
Blanche: You don't have to worry about me, I'm very healthy. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.
A 3rd season mix here... very sad to see some of the current cast leave (for a variety fo reasons) - it seems like the Network decided to use the last episode as a mass cull!!
Blanche: I asked my teacher for help like you all told me to, he said the only way I would get an A on his final is if I sleep with him.
Rose: No!
Blanche: Oh yes! I just don't know what to do!
Sophia: Get it in writing.
Plumber: You really need an expert. I can take a toliet apart blindfolded!
Dorothy: Now there's a dying art!
Nurse: The doctors will be in to prep you for surgery in about an hour, until then just relax
Dorothy: There aren't enough drugs in this entire building
We shouldn’t expect any other response. With Shaun’s approach to life any kind of emotional relationship was going to be challenging.
I feel so sorry for Lea, she hasn’t as far as I’ve seen done anything to deserve that. In fact the blame lies with Carly who used her assumptions to guide him in the wrong direction.
Powerful scene from Freddie Highmore, it really grabs you.
Lucy: Dorothy, Rose, I hope I wasn't too much trouble.
Rose: Oh, don't be silly.
Dorothy: Oh, we enjoyed having you.
Sophia: So did half of Miami.
Sophia: [to Rose and Charley] Are you two coming? The spaghetti's getting cold.
Rose: We'll be there in a minute, Sophia. We're in the middle of a makeup lesson.
Sophia: I hope the kid can help you, you wear more rouge than Miss Piggy!
Rose: I'm the kiss of death. It's the second time a man has died in my bed.
Blanche: The second time?
Rose: Dorothy knows.
Dorothy: Charlie.
Blanche: No! What exactly do you do in bed, Rose?
Rose: Nothing!
Blanche: Well maybe that's the problem, they have to do all the work.
Dorothy: We spent the evening at a motel.
Rose: A motel! Dorothy! A cheap, tawdry, bare-bulbed, den of iniquity?
Dorothy: We didn't drive to Sodom and Gomorrah, Rose!
Dr. Jonathan Newman: Hello, I'm Dr. Jonathan Newman.
Dorothy: Are you absolutely sure?
