I would rather shit in my hands and clap than watch this movie to the end.
This was the first movie I have ever walked out of the cinema after 45 minutes.
bad acting, terrible story, dont waste ur presious time on this
Apparently, Adam Driver has now reached the Nic Cage stage of his career.
Plays like an abbreviated TV series, and a cliched and generic one at that. WIth a bad script, wooden acting, and a heavy handed approach, this isn't worth the time of even the most die hard genre fan.
an insult to the movie going public, sadly 1 is as low as I can rate it.
1 / 2 directing & technical aspect
0 / 1 story
0 / 1 act I
1 / 1 act II
1 / 1 act III
1 / 1 acting
1 / 1 dialogue
1 / 1 originality
0 / 1 lasting ability to make you think
6 out of 10
Happy Madison films are better when they don't rely on potty humor or raunchiness. Which is something I guess Sandler prefers for the ones starring him. So Memoirs mostly has charm without crude and childish humor.
I credit the movie for not trying to get laughs by having Kevin James clumsy and falling all over the place. However, I did wait for moments like that.
I expected a spy version of Paul Blart in another words. Without James being a fat clumsy guy for laughs, there wasn't too many laughs. I don't know though. I enjoyed the movie despite it not being laugh out loud funny nevertheless. The cast was likeable.
I guess they need to launder money in Hollywood because I don’t see another reason for why this was made.
Really Slow moving story that in the end makes you wonder why you watched it???
A biopic about a man called Percy who accomplished nothing of mention apart from abandoning his wife at every opportunity.
This movie is so bad. Every action is very fast and they only show some flashs... Just don't watch
The Atom, White Canary and Dr Wells... what is this?
First up, i watched this movie objectively without refering to the anime/manga content; I expected a well made movie with SnK lore.
What did I get?
Terrible acting, plot holes, atrocious CGI titans and bad sound design.
I feel bad for the actors, because they seem to be trying hard, but are totally out of place in every scene due to their terrible acting (led by the production studio).
I'll go so far to say, that I'll voluntarily pass on Part 2 next month, since I doubt this movie will take a u-turn in every aspect I mentioned above.
2/10 never again
SPOILER(?)
At the beginning this scene happened:
Armin's dad gets eaten by titans
Eren: "Oh, that's Armin's dad"
Whoever wrote this deserves unlimited amounts of oscars.
This is a really good looking movie. The details are amazing! However I seriously could not watch more than 20 minutes of this. The singing is almost NONSTOP. I don't mind some singing as long as there is more acting than singing. But in the little bit I watched, we were lucky to get maybe 5 minutes of dialogue before they would break out into song. If you love musicals, then this movie is for you. If you prefer plot and comedy, this movie is definitely no Shrek. It's a shame, because it really is beautifully rendered.
Don't waste your time.. I was expecting something in the lines of Paranormal Activity but got a crappy mockumentary pointless twist of a ending..
Let me just say onething.. I could make a better movie than this!!!!!
