Francis Drake
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Black Adam

This might be one of the worst things I've ever seen. I was going to write a whole breakdown of what didn't work and why, but then I realised that this thing isn't worth a single extra moment of my time. I'm merely here to recommend that you don't watch this.

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I :100: agree. What a load of crap that was. Waste of time

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Madame Web

Wtf did I just watch? Horribly written, horribly directed, the three girls suit up for less than 30 seconds, and it's all flashforward montages, what a fucking tease. Awful film, thank god for cam copies.

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Jesus lol. What's wrong with you ? I've seen way worse. This doesn't hit the mark as a "bad bad movie"

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Madame Web

Damn, we're already milking early 2000s culture to trigger the dopamine buttons? Sometimes I wonder how blockbusters in the future will try to evoke the current era. How do you copy an era that's almost nothing but nostalgia, an era that coasts almost entirely on recycling stale ideas, IP and music from 20 to 40 years ago? Madame Web finds itself at a similar creative dead end. Why does Sony keep persisting on reviving this wave of forgotten B-movies from the early 2000s? I had some fun with Venom because of Tom Hardy's ridiculous performance, but I see no artistic merit with this or Morbius. It feels like everyone involved is several degrees of incompetent, or they simply didn't care. In fact, I probably already put more effort into this review than these screenwriters did with their script, so I see no reason to analyze this any further. Avoid at all cost.

1/10

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Lol it wasn't that bad seriously

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