I'm sorry, but this was darn too long and FOR WHAT?!. If they followed the original picture book this coul've been and most improtantly should've been an animation short. The whole "future Orion and his daughter" mixing with the original story was unnecessary and complicated to follow. Shame.
I very much did not care for the plot of this movie, however I would watch another two hours of Italia Ricci-Luke Macfarlane shenanigans. Great chemistry.
Wowza, I did not care for this one at all. The killer reveal was laughable, the victims barely had any dialogue so not only I did not care who was killed, I literally had no idea who they were seconds before their death. And the main "final" girl barely appeared in the flick. Insane.
Welp, this was pretty painful. Not even Malin and Phillip could've saved it.
I really wanted to like this one and the cast was pretty great, however it just didn't spark any joy as the latter versions. The script was bad from the get go. The parents are divorcing which is already depressing, Andy Garcia's character didn't get through any catharsis to come back to Gloria Estefan's arms and no silliness with the wedding planner? Eh.
I didn't care that much for it, though I did enjoy West's performance.
It is beyond my understanding HOW Nathalie Kelley is still getting employed. Such a terrible actress. Zero chemistry with Colin Donnell. They should've cast his wife Patti Murin in the lead role. Not all is that terrible, Murin was pretty fun as a supporting character and the villain/assassin reveal was deliciously campy.
Jordan Fisher's Those Magic Changes gave me all the feels.
