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Baby Reindeer: 1x02 Episode 2

Yikes! Into the trash bin it goes.

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Fallout: Season 1
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BlockedParent2024-04-12T15:06:46Z— updated 2024-04-19T14:56:36Z

Despite the oddball cast of genetic lottery losers which starkly contrast the purity pushed in the game and the show, I managed to make it to the end of the season which is more than I can say for 12% Body Problem.

To the child who is editing my reviews please stop or I will take legal action. If you think the facsists that bully you are a problem you are in for a world of legal pain.

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3 Body Problem: 1x01 Countdown

Science is broken. Only one man can save the universe -- DEI science Man!
I had to bail at the cringe inducing bar scene. Normal people go to a bar to relax and forget, not to brag about some thing.
Complete garbage. I'll give the book a read, at least I can do a better job with the casting.

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Halo: 2x03 Visegrad

They need to remove some of the boring subplots. The astroid people ruin the flow of the show. Halo didn't need a fat albino poof either.
Leave the soaps drama for the midday; Needs more action 30-40mins per episode.

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ted: 1x06 Loud Night

I wish Seth would just come out so he can make gay jokes. Scott Thompson made a career out of it.

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ted

Despite having more barbs than a fence at Eagle Pass Seth still refuses to make jokes about certain groups.

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Kaleidoscope: 1x06 Violet

Dem evil white people and dem evil rules. Hulk smash. The guy is a established thief and Netflix still tries to blame white people. Thanks Obama.

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Missions: 2x02 Returns

Yikes. Season 1 cast was just fine.

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Star Trek: Picard: 1x02 Maps and Legends

The entire episode is women explaining how the universe works to Jean-Luc Picard. The show is insufferably bad.
What made the original Star Trek so great is that it acknowledge different races had different characteristics it played on them to tell a story. This garbage everybody is the same with different face paint on. What the hell is the point?

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Star Trek: Voyager: 6x14 Memorial

Saavedra did nothing wrong.
Seriously though who they get the cut the grass it looks gorgeous for not being touched for 300 years.

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Twisted Metal

If you expect a tv show focused around car combat look elswhere. This one is filled with rushed backstories, unlikable characters, and an absolute degenerate drvthru. Cheesy Talmud inspired cliches throughout the story. My favourite being if a male and female character spend more than 1 episode together they MUST have sex.

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Star Trek: Voyager: 4x17 Retrospect

False rape claims ruin a man's life. A timeless lesson.

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Heels: 2x02 The Journey Is the Obstacle

If a woman sides with a psychologist over her husband regarding their son it's time to to divorce her.
The principal even threatened a school shooting. Every single school shooting involves psychologists feeding psychotropic drugs. I'm not sure if they were trying to enlighten the audience or mock them

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Black Mirror: 6x04 Mazey Day

Another horribly boring episode. This time featuring degenerate Hollywood scum. This season should have never been made. Or at least rebrand the season do some thing like "etards who work at Starbucks talk about trying to make real money."

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Black Mirror: 6x02 Loch Henry

Another abysmal episode. Black mirror was so great because every episode took place in an alternate reality other than our own. This new season seems to show iPhones, safari browsers, and windows laptops. Also this episode features "film technicians" who bring in video from tape and it looks like it was shot that morning. Garbage in garbage out.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: 3x11 Past Tense (1)

The story of George "Fentanyl" Floyd causing riots across America that fill open the eyes of Americans purify the degenerates that plague the city. A surreal view of San Francisco in 2024 with no one shitting on the street, no one overdosing near a school, no one robbing a Walgreens, a peaceful and just system. The degenerate classes involves gimmie (gimmedats), ghosts (interlopers with big noses) and (dims) vaccine injured that live in a 'sanctuary district' (not to be confused with sanctuary cites in our time line).

Too bad we didn't get this San Francisco.

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: 1x11 The Nagus

… And that's why the Ferengi have been kicked out of 109 space stations.

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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Don't listen to the people that say this is traditional trek. It is marvel inspired garbage. Television is essentially a play on a stage that is filmed. Can this show be put on a stage? NO, it relies heavily on cheesy special effects and rarely are the actors even in the same room. TOS had a conflict and the camera stayed in the room, you seen the reactions of characters and see how the. conflict affected them and how the conflict played out. In SNW character says some cheesy one liner, cut to CGI, repeat. Conflicts are solved with ridiculous computer animation that don't fit in with the time period. Also, the crew is already known thanks to The Cage, why do they need to change the crew?
If you think this is good you need to watch more trek. A lot more (just not Discovery that is just as bad as this garbage).

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The Walking Dead: Dead City

We wuz sheriffs n sheeeit. Hard pass.

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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: 1x01 Strange New Worlds

Nothing will top Discovery for the most insulting Star Trek series but this one comes pretty damn close. It feels like it's been written by people who have never seen a Star Trek before. Total disregard for history . Annoying one dimensional characters who are never wrong.
I think the best part about these prequel Star Trek's is that Aldi's woke aspects are failed ships as we know the most stable series already establishes common sense prevails in the end.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x01 The Vulcan Hello

This has to be the worst Star Trek I've ever watched. Why does the main character think they're playing a marvel superhero? Every scene that superhero stands there and shouts off the exact lines needed to progress the plot.

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Star Trek: Enterprise: 4x01 Storm Front (1)

It is as if they took the most wild and crazy holocaust survivor fables and run them through a holodex simulation. Nonstop laughter all the way through. I'm glad the show takes a break from the seriousness of earths destruction for these silly comedy focused episodes.

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Ted Lasso: 3x10 International Break

The show is getting completely unbearable. Half the scenes have a soft piano playing in the background when one would expect to find a good moral lesson instead the show shoves degeneracy in people's faces.
To complete the socially woke read and creatively broke theme they had russia-phobic scene. Complete with an African man showing a Russian how adore works. I'm glad I gave up halfway through the episode because the ending sounds great ridiculous.

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Star Trek: Enterprise: 2x04 Dead Stop

Team America Space Police. Here to save the motherfucking day! Starfleet Fuck Yea!

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Star Trek: Enterprise: 1x06 Terra Nova

Archer: it took them nine years to get there and nine years to get back.

Archer: It was a one-way trip

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Ted Lasso: 3x08 We'll Never Have Paris

Did they forget that this is a show about a football team? What is this horrible daytime soap opera garbage?

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Ted Lasso: 3x07 The Strings That Bind Us

Magellan with his inflatable dingle crossing the ocean to save England with future doctors, layers, and scientists. So brave.

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Dead Ringers

David Cronenberg is rolling in his grave

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Your Honor: 2x10 Part Twenty

That was a horribly disappointing finale to the season. Probably one of the worst finales I've ever seen.

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The Last of Us: 1x08 When We Are in Need

Character A is incapacitated. Character B revives Character A just in time to save Character B from imprisonment. Yawn. Such amateur writing no wonder every episode gets reddit gold. This weeks mega villain eats meat. So he must die.

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