KarateCh0p

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Jackass: Gumball Rally 3000 Special

Happy to see the guys for an extended period of time but God was I glad I wasn't on that rally. They even thought that the experience was terrible. After like 15 minutes the jokes died out pretty quickly

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Thor: Love and Thunder

Fortnite: The Movie

The extremely popular mcu is on its way to the shit pits. So many plot holes and why are they going around killing everyone? I hoped that the villain would put an end to the Gods so that Thor would stop killing absolutely everyone. The characters are 2D. The story's unoriginal. The script isn't funny. The superheroes are selfish. The antagonist is sensible because of a sensible curse. Cinematography and props are great as per usual but I don't know how they'll be able to keep such a high budget if they're gonna be making crap like this everytime.

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Can't Hardly Wait

Every scene can apply to your own experience. It's hilarious and so fun because of that

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Hereditary

For most of the duration of the film it plays like a classic haunted house horror. Everything is quite familiar.

In the finale everything changes. The enlightening music, ritual, disturbing imagery and how emphatic the victim became. It was eerie in every sense but it left me confused as the finale felt like a completely different film.

I think anyone who gets spooked by psychological horror should give it a shot.

Insidious/Malignant followed by Midsommar/Annihilation

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The Island

Finally I'd climb out of a plot hole but then immediately fall into another one. I experienced that the entire film

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Jennifer's Body

I cannot believe Amanda Seyfried was casted as the 1/10 in this movie

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Mulan

In this film the female empowerment was completely disregarded and replaced with a super-power.
Mulan no longer was this woman who worked hard to keep up with the men who were naturally stronger than her in the army but was given the gift of super-powers at birth. Seems like an easy way to disregard plot holes.

Instead of the opposing army being, well like an army, they ran up walls with their super-powers.

The enemy's companion was a woman who also had super-powers but she decided to help Mulan out in the end because women stick together. Nice try at feminism Disney.

They also replaced Mulan's companion with a flying phoenix that'd pop up in the sky every now and then to give Mulan some hope.

This movie felt very plastic and it was more like a super hero movie that took place in a tacky, overly-polished, Chinese, desert village.

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Ratched

The closets for these characters are incredible. The cinematography is fantastic. The acting was wonderful. The design of all the buildings. You can tell they invested 300m into this show. They even had a closet for the monkey.

Love this story. Binged it.

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I'm Thinking of Ending Things

A bunch of thoughts voiced as if they're unique and eye opening by a hipster girl. The only way this film could of been redeemed is if her boyfriend shot her and the last words she heard were "shut up you pretentious, hipster bitch."

I could see why someone would enjoy this film. Especially if they weren't one for creating their own complicated thoughts. It'd make them feel sophisticated, indie & like they're being enlightened.

On the other hand, the cinematography was delightful.

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