These opening credits are my new favorite thing.
Carpe Brunch - Mother’s Day
Main story: Roe v. Wade & the Philippines
Amor Vincit Omnia - Ben & J. Lo
Main Story: Data Brokers
So Langela - Angela Merkel
Main Story: Voting Rights
Carpe Peep - Easter
Main Story: Food Delivery Apps
Shaftus Rex - Richard Roundtree
Main Story: Chocolate
Et Tu, Norway? - Freya the walrus
Main Story: Carbon Offsets
Halfus Mastus- CPAC - main story Jobs
Workers Uniteum - Volkswagen Union Vote
Main story: UFOs
Hittum Snoozum - daylight savings
Main Story: state medical boards
Requiescat in Pulitzer - BuzzFeed News
Main Story: Cryptocurrency II
Balloona non Grata - Spy Balloon
Main Story: psychedelic assisted therapy
Drummus Maximus -Taylor Hawkins
Main Story: Drugs and Harm Reduction
Scotus Nominus - Ketanji Brown Jackson
Main story: Sex Work
Ozymandias - OZY
Main Story: Chemicals (PFAS)
Resignum Timeum - Andrew Cuomo
Main Story: Opioid III
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Aardvarkus Go Darkus - “Arthur” Canceled
Main story : Emergency Medical Services
Potatum Potatoh - Potato Head
Main story: Policing
Potus no Motus - We Got Him
Main story: Election 2020
Shreddus Legendus - Eddie Van Halen
Main Story: World Health Organization
Tokus Blokus- TikTok
Main story: Gross Omissions in History
Deleting Tweetum - JK Rowling
Main story: Facial recognition
Peteum Defeatum - Pete Buttigieg
Main Story: Coronavirus
Pre Pardonus - Roger Stone
Main Story: India and Modi
Vox Populi - Navalny
Main Story:2024 Supreme Court Preview
Quod Eras Demonstrandum - Taylor Swift
Main story: Food Safety
Biden Bitin’ - Commander
Main story: Homeschooling
Comic Sans - Dilbert
Main Story: Ron DeSantis
Woohoo Radiant Plumbing!!
Presaleus Derailus- Taylor SwiftTicketmaster
Main Story: Qatar World Cup