Didum Thingum - Ariana Debose
Main story: Artificial Intelligence
Oh Walter, why I oughtta!
Charly bliss for the win
Hot damn, that’s his face!
Caveat Twittor - Elon Musk/Twitter
Main Story: Bail Reform II
And more words so it is considered English
Ad Astra - Herschel Walker
Main Story: Transgender Rights
Implodum Maximum - Herschel Walker
Main Story: Crime Reporting
Requiescat In Paradisium - Coolio
Main story: Antiquities and Museums
Carpe DM - Adam Levine
Main story: Brazil and Bolsonaro
FLOTUS - Florence Pugh
Main Story: Law & Order
Marley is cursed
The rest is b movie gold
Veni, Vidi, GOAT - Serena Williams’ Retirement
Main Story: Afghanistan
Tacos Fugit - Choco Taco
Main Story: Mental Health Care
Topus Dogem - Westminster Dog Show
Main Story: The Colorado River
Insurrectus Inspectus - January 6th Hearings
Main story: Tech Monopolies
:pound_symbol:freebrittney - Brittney Griner
Main Story: School Resource Officers
Hottus Fraughtus - East Coast Heat Wave
Main Story: Subway Franchises
Zzzzzzzzzzem - Avatar 2
Main Story: Electric Utility Incentives
Vox Iconicus - Gilbert Gottfried
Main Story: Police Interrogations
Est Britney Bitch - Britney Spears
Main Story: Union Busting
pretty good, +1 for Morleys
Septus Windsweptus - G7
Main story: Prison Heat
I hope the new different rich idiots don’t fuck this up - Corporate Parent
Main Story: Local News and Sponsored Content
Justus Kiddingum Nextum Weekum - Mother’s Day
Main Story: Vaccines
Jumpus Fenceus - Colton Underwood
Main Story: Bankruptcy
Veni Vidi X - DMX
Main Story: Long-Term Care
Largeus Bargeus - Ever Given
Main Story: The National Debt
HBO Maximus Maximus - Snyder Cut
Main story: Plastic Recycling
Snackus Maximus - Adam Driver & Lady Gaga
Main story: Tucker Carlson
Redius Roverum - Mars Perseverance
Main story: meat and meatpacking
