Yeah, I could see Ted Raimi as the gatekeeper of Hell.
Where was sassy Death the first hour of the movie? And why have Myles Erlick, tease a dance scene and then not have an actual dance scene?
Have you ever felt my tingle?
Man buns are always suspicious.
The role that was made for Eric Roberts.
There's a B-slim in my crew.
Celery. Yeah. It's good for you.
Sign me up for the cult of Leah.
But I didn't lie, I just kept secrets from you.
Let me get on up out of here before I have to play a game of slap a ho-ho-ho.
Eric Roberts is a national treasure.
John Carradine doing his best Bela Lugosi.
The bees are taking over and saving the world!
The Antichrist is out there!
This movie could have used some pointers from Killer Workout.
Someone was excited about their effects software.
I'm bleeding!
That kid was clearly a maggot baby, right?
Strange follow-up to Cabin Boy.
Did they seriously use the "Guilty" line from the Silent Night, Deadly Night movies? Only the Chapman brothers get to say that.
Why wasn't the whole movie the daughters of Satan running around having adventures?
There's a fucking head in the coffee table!
Five bagger.
Finally, a role worthy of Eric Roberts.
Note to self: can use wig as weapon.
Is this a... dumb movie?
Sharks. They're always biting things.
That might have been the most fun I've had since I've been clean and sober.
No more grave yard babies!
Best dance show since The Next Step. :hearts:
Celery. Yeah. It's good for you.
Celery. Yeah. It's good for you.
Celery. Yeah. It's good for you.
Celery. Yeah. It's good for you.
Celery. Yeah. It's good for you.