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Bullet Train

Yeah, it is pretty bad.

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An American Werewolf in London

Dat transformation sequence!

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Prometheus

Awesome visuals, especially the Giger elements. Unfortunately most of the characters are acting incoherently, irrationally and somewhat randomly. Not the actors fault, they're all fairly good.

6/10.

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Dinner for One

For some odd reason, it's broadcast on december 23rd here in Norway.

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RRR

If you can look past the (Mariana trench sized) flaws, this epic bro story will satisfy you. Slightly less subtle than a kick in the teeth, but far more amusing.

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Zombie Apocalypse

The movie starts out not so bad, and then goes downhill. The plot is simple but effective enough, the zombie apocalypse has struck and a group of survivors are trying to get to a safe place they've heard of. The viewer doesn't really have a chance to get close to the characters, which hampers the enjoyment of the movie.

It looks like they ran out of money halfway, because the special effects at the end are really bad. Apart from that, zombie makeup and action scenes throughout the movie are unspectacular but sufficient.

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Fish Story

It's one of those movies where several stories are told, apparently disjointed, and you don't see how they fit together until the end. Fairly enjoyable.

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Cold Prey

A bit heavy on the loud noise scares. Not at all badly executed, though of course the clichés run thick.

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Tenet

Horrible aggravating quasi music in every second scene. Incomprehensible plot. Somewhat interesting effects.

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Deep Blue Sea 3

Slightly less horrid than DBS 2. Way better acting for the most part, but not without its share of dumb.

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Johnny Mnemonic

This movie makes no sense at all.

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The Master

Good humor (but some is weird), good action scenes, and a plot that isn't too broken. Don't expect too much, and it's a fair way to spend 92 minutes.

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Spaceman

This movie has really bad physics. And logic. And astronaut.

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Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver

Very pretty, and very very predictable. And yeah, overused slo mo...

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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire

Pretty OK YA movie, not breaking any new ground here.

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The Chiptune Story

Well, half the interviews sound like they were recorded next door to a disco, and I can't understand half of what they're saying.

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Lupin's Daughter: The Movie

This is laughably bad in places, maybe more so than the show. But it sure was nice to see everyone again!

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Bill & Ted Face the Music

You can never go back. But you CAN go on.

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Sonic the Hedgehog

Silly. Delicious. In 5 words, sillicious.

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Deep Blue Sea 2

I like the few callbacks to the first, but overall, this sequel does not measure up. And what's with all the RGB lighting?

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Battle: Los Angeles

Excessive shakycam. My grandma could film better.

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TPB AFK: The Pirate Bay - Away from Keyboard

Very interesting. I feel the coverage was fairly balanced between the two sides in the beginning of the movie, but towards the end it drifted towards the people with souls. It was also amusing to hear Peter speak norwegian!

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Rent-a-Cat

A rather odd movie, about people and about cats. There are some bright points, but it wasn't too intriguing. You like cats, go for it.

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Decay
Quarantine

It's pretty much a carbon copy of [Rec], only with different actors. Were they going for some kind of Pierre Menard effect? They should probably wait a century if so. I just don't get it.

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