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The Continental: From the World of John Wick

Mel Gibson playing the nutty comic book villain is great. Although production values are quite impressive for a streaming series, the writing is quite terrible, and the dumb action is not always on point. This might have been billed as a limited series, but it’s clear that the aim is that of creating a sub-franchise. Otherwise, there would be no need to cram these three overlong episodes with unnecessary characters and subplots. A direct-to-streaming movie would have been just enough.

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Ted Lasso
Baby Reindeer

What initially comes across as a lackluster and slightly exaggerated black comedy centered around a man being stalked gradually becomes a much broader and layered exploration of the profound impacts of trauma and codependency on individuals. The fact that many viewers could dismiss Donny’s choices and behavior as self-indulgent and highly unrelatable tells a lot about the current awareness and understanding of mental health issues. It’s a topic that remains largely unexplored in entertainment, but that found a balanced portrayal in this series. Raw and harrowingly honest, but still able to work as a piece of entertainment without resorting to excessive spectacularization. Nevertheless, it’s worth mentioning that the initial episodes may challenge less patient viewers, as the true complexity of the characters and the depth of the narrative clearly unfolds in the later episodes.

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Shōgun
The Good Place
Rick and Morty

A rare gem that could make creative use of the boundless opportunities offered by science (fiction) concepts and the acknowledgment of multiple dimensions and infinite planets. While the narrative ventures into overwhelmingly extravagant territories, it consistently grounds itself in relatable experiences and mundane human dilemmas. The abnormous amount of meta references and movie quotes is also a trademark of the show, although this abundance may border on the tedious at times.

Initially starting with a relatively coherent linear narrative, the shift to a more episodic structure in the fourth season coincided with a perceived decline in writing quality. Despite the occasional solid episodes, the overall seasons tend to be somewhat of a mixed bag, contributing to a sense of inconsistency in the show's trajectory.

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The Fall of the House of Usher

Grandma’s Halloween meatloaf that blends elements from Poe’s tales and poems within a modern setting reminiscent of Succession. Although I found it mostly watchable, I’m pretty sure we'll forget about it within two weeks.
The shallow social critique is smeared in your face through the usual clichés, and the characters remain barely sketched caricatures incapable of inspiring any kind of empathy. All characters meet similar deaths and fall victim to similar vices, within similar episodic structures. Even from a visual standpoint, we barely get anything else than the usually glossy look of Netflix series. During the (few) horror moments, things sometimes veer into unintentional comedy territory.

The true charm of the series lies in its milfy antagonist, perfect for the role and fascinating in every incarnation.

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Loki

It's my fault, because I keep hurting myself with these shows already knowing that they are going to suck. This time the writers barely got enough material for a mediocre Marvel movie but decided to go for a six-episode series instead - and it's only part one. The set-up hinted at infinite possibilities, too bad that all we get characters walking in circles for more cringe-worthy quips and drowsy info-dumps about multiverse rules which, by the way, keep changing with each new movie or TV series.

The second season may be billed as mediocre, but it still manages to outshine that disaster of the first. Especially in the second half, we reach a quite satisfying level thanks to the addition of science fiction dynamics and time loops that despite being derivative, manage to bring a touch of freshness within the MCU context. It's a real pity about the second and third episodes, where the narrative gets lost in unnecessary subplots and McDonald's product placements, thus stealing precious time from the main storyline. The overall result feels rushed and unbalanced. Characters like Brad and Lysa Arryn could have been entirely omitted to focus on the rest.

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Attack on Titan
Slow Horses
The Kingdom
Exterior Night

There’s no way this is a feature film. All about it screams direct-to-video limited series, even the division into chapters. Perhaps all the years away from home disconnected me from the standard taste of Italian entertainment, but the whole thing is acted and directed in an overly “stagey” and mannered way that almost made me give up watching. Sometimes it’s the contrived dialogue, sometimes it’s the caricatural impersonations of the main characters, sometimes it’s the extras’ performances being terrible.

Nevertheless, I like how the show vivisected the Italian society of the time and exposed some interesting aspects, all while moving from one point of view to another. The second and fifth parts were the ones I liked the most, while the two episodes in the middle felt a little too slow and brought down by the above-mentioned issues.

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Secret Invasion

I’m again astonished to see the world suddenly realizing that the MCU shows suck, especially after putting up with way more atrocious products in the last couple of years.

"Secret Invasion" was conceptualized as Marvel's endeavor to reinterpret sci-fi classics such as "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Regrettably, its execution translated into a rather pedestrian espionage thriller. Despite the narrative having more plot holes and inconsistencies than a block of Swiss cheese, I must acknowledge its capacity to sustain engagement. Although Samuel Jackson's character is mostly used like puppet to spew out dialogues that channel echoes of his career's highlights, Olivia Colman manages to steal the show despite her marginal role. It was also interesting to see Marvel to address pertinent real-world themes, notably humanity's tendency to annihilate each others and point the finger at minorities.
The second episode hits a bit of a snooze button in terms of pacing and direction, but the shorter runtime of the later episodes at least managed to keep things enjoyable. Let’s just forget about that epic bummer of an ending.

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Swarm

In this limited series, viewers are taken on a bizarre journey into the dark underbelly of toxic fandom, drawing inspiration from the infamous BeyHive. The mood is unique and captivating, enriched by dreamy sequences and poignant metacommentary. While the plot is utterly ridiculous and may require a significant suspension of disbelief, it’s this audaciousness that contributes to the charm of the series. The filth and squalor depicted on screen are simultaneously mesmerizing and compelling, particularly thanks to the meticulous direction and Dominique Fishback’s performance.

My body is ready for a Loretta Greene spinoff series.

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Yellowjackets

Although I was tempted by the "LOST with cannibal soccer girls" premise, I had to give up halfway through the second season. It feels like the show is targeted at bored housewives who want to pretend they used to be edgy too when they were young, and that they can still be kind of edgy sometimes. Thrilling stuff like… wife hiding her one-night stand in the closet because her husband got back home, girlfriend worried about her boyfriend being gay because he can’t get a boner. It just kept going in circles with trivial dramedy with only a couple of impactful moments to keep the audience engaged.

Christina Ricci's pairing with Elijah Wood for twice the irritation was the last nail in the coffin for me.

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BEEF

Not nearly as good as people say – I think it was just alright. But I’m not a big fan of the comedy of coincidences. Could be both funnier and smarter, but I liked how they portrayed depression in the show without getting on the nose. It’s just that the plot drags for a little too long only to occasionally get strangely over the top. It’s like finding huge lumps of salt in your steak.

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Grace and Frankie
The Bad Guy

Although I have to admit that it's kind of sad that much of Italy's entertainment industry is limited to procedural dramas or mob stories, "The Bad Guy" manages to keep this formula fresh and up-to-date with current trends. The show strikes a balance between offbeat comedy and crime drama, and although there are times when the tone and acting are a little off, it's entertaining throughout.

While the "model citizen turning into a criminal mastermind" gimmick has already been exploited countless times, the goofiness of the Italian mafia helps distinguish "The Bad Guy" from the rest. Despite the absence of any internal conflict or struggle in its protagonist (we only get one mandatory sobbing in the shower scene), the narrative feels relatively plausible in relation to his personality and motivations. The length and pacing are just right, and although I can't imagine it dragging on for too long, I'm eager to see more.

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The White Lotus

"The White Lotus" attempts to explore the destructive power of vacations on established relationships, but it ultimately offers just a little more than an awkward comedy with a sprinkle of comfort cynicism. You’re supposed to chuckle at the sight of privileged individuals embarrassing themselves, but the execution feels forced for the most part. Despite the themes at the core being mostly relatable, none of the characters felt real. Not to mention the overbearing ideological dialogue felt like sand in my swimsuit, and about as welcome as a jellyfish sting.

The second season of “The White Lotus” reserve up another helping of the same recipe, but this time with an Italian twist and a new set of characters. While there is an attempt to shift the focus to the locals, the main dish consists of unappetizing love stories and trivial family drama. The only returning character gets the most ridiculous storyline and is the only one to retain that feeling of awkwardness that has characterized the first season for the better and worse.

Overall, it's not the worst thing out there, but it's hardly worth watching.

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Resident Evil
American Gods
The Last of Us
Copenhagen Cowboy

Every new NWR output is as much a unique sensorial experience as it is an audiovisual means of chronic self-flagellation.

“Copenhagen Cowboy” is yet another take on childish mob stories with supernatural elements and overly stylized visuals at a glacial pace. Although not nearly as memorable as the few epic moments in “Too Old to Die Young”, at least we don’t have to go through hours of people shaving or farting in the darkness with literally nothing happening. The biggest problem is that it all feels listless and strained, a mere rehash of the same old tropes by the same one-trick pony that NWR has been in the ten years or so. The only new element might be the newly found fetish for 360° panning shots to replace part of the usual slow-motion pull-outs.

Although sponsored as a limited series, it felt like a five-hour plot with bonus trolling at the end.

So, am I ready to hurt myself further with a potential second season? OF COURSE.

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Dark
Only Murders in the Building
Succession
The Bear
The Umbrella Academy
The Walking Dead
The Witcher
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