What an absolute pile of bollocks, how does dropping a lantern set fire to rock and metal.... Just pure crap.....
Pretty bloody terrible. There are some interesting ideas here, but there's just some awfully bad , almost stupid moments / things don't make sense.
Where did the dog go? Killed by the AI?
Ditto who killed Gene and WTF was meant to be in his eye?. Trying to unlock the door with a fork, Hysterical.
The part of a fire extinguisher on that faceplate, then it cracks 20min later when the sun comes out...FFS.
We know it low budget as it's a human drama, but keep it real....
And finally its so low budget they couldn't afford to heat the studio set they were in, see all the breaths when they deliver their dialogue ......
Well, I've heard of B movies, but never D movies...., Dull, Dumb, Dreadful,.... are just a few polite words to describe this Drivel.............. This is 90 mins too long. its a student short film of 15 mins stretched our to 1hr 45mins. Its badly acted with an awful story. The lead character, reminds me of David Walliams in one of his little Britain 'comedy' sketches doing bad acting. Reece Shearsmith is a good character actor, but is directed here to re-enact parts of he's characters from the league of gentlemen, its laughable.
Other bits to show it was a student film included, the consistent fade to black between scenes ( how many directors do this? none). The awful over use of flash single frame montages and then combine this with the over the top strobe light effects in the 3rd act and Im surprise this passed the Harding photosensitive epilepsy (PSE) test at all........
Seriously DONT WAIST YOUR TIME....
Excellent, very very funny, having been to france many times and witnessed first hand driving in france, the parking section and diving up a mountain in a Renault MPV is just so spot on ..... more please. And no, new top gear is not better, it never can be. These 3 guys and producer Andy Wilman invented the format, its their's....until they say 'no more'
this is loosely based on the Amanda Knox story, but by changing the names and location they don't have to pay her for it Hollywood at its greedy best......back to the film, its just average TBH. 5 out of 10. its like at least 40 mins too long.
Well I have watched 3 episodes and its so dull dull dull. No action, no suspense, no story. Again character dev is important in a story, for sure, but its got to meet halfway with drama and action especially if its a Sci-fi show. Im afraid this is boring has hell........i've stopped watching.
DONT WASTE YOUR LIFE ON THIS CRAP...
so predictable, and to be honest save your self 80 mins of your life and stick with the trailer, its basically the whole film with best bits anyway. Also for a war film the surround sound is woefully under baked, poxy. its like a 1990 dolby prologic track very very little rear or over head channels. I see tom hanks wrote the script....umm well he's a much better actor then he is a writer, so Tom stick to the day job.....
Utter Shit , that's all I can say about it. Stupid story, awful set designs, terrible , according to IMDB this cost $8m to make and only made $2m at the box office, well that $8 was NOT spent on any of the following, a script, costumes. sets or set designs or special effects, i assume it went to the woeful director and Patterson in their fees...... certainly one I would not put on my CV if i were them
Dreadful................
This was a total waste of 2 hours of my life, F**king awful is the only way to describe it
This is, without a doubt, one of the worst films I have seen in years. I agree, the first 5 mins in the airport is quite good and got my attention, but it went very quickly down hill from there. I almost feel 'pity' for Cusack and Jackson, as they must be in such dire need of the cash for them to put their names to this most awful of films. it is a blot on any GOOD 'A' list actors filmography. terrible you have been warned.
