absolute garbage, had to turn subs on the audio was so incomprehensible, pretentious nonsense, I had to turn off when he was fumbling around for a USB port. Bring back Clooney
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Me too - the techno music was so loud that it nearly broke my soundbar and the dialogue was just whispering bullshit. They did it to distract from the fact that there is no story and the actors are that bad.
one of the worst films I've ever seen, I couldn't tell if it's just a very unfunny comedy or it's genuinely as hammy as it is. Disastrous acting, plot and directing.
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I rate based on the old trakt system, totally ninja or weak sauce. Which they decided was a 10 or a 1 (not me). I don't actually believe in rating a review 1-10 I think its too flawed and too open to personal preference. So my rating is simple, watch or don't watch. Anyone can then make up their own mind. I use trakt to record what i deem is worth watching.
Anything i've given a 10 to is worth watching, anything a 1 isn't. It also means my friends can easily see what I think is worth seeing.
On very rare occasion I would make a comment on something if I think it is so disastrous it should be avoided. Chappie being one of those, god it was awful. and I agree my comments are spammy and pretty much just this is shit, I don't feel this is the right platform for reviews it's just an archive for me (for tracking progress).
If you had to ask me to put a score on as people seem to feel the need then I would give it a 3...but one mans 3 is another mans 6. Hence I just say don't watch.
So there you go my ratings are not flawed or biased, quite the opposite in my opinion it is your ratings that are flawed and I would argue I'm the most consistent reviewer :)
one of the worst films I've ever seen, I couldn't tell if it's just a very unfunny comedy or it's genuinely as hammy as it is. Disastrous acting, plot and directing.
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Dude, How do you rate movies? You have easily the most biased and flawed rating system i've ever seen. Nothing you critique gets reviewed consistently. Learn to elaborate your points and define clearly what makes a movie good or bad without being the most unreasonable critic giving out 1's and 10's like candy without fully grasping the difference between a god awful movie and a great one.
one of the worst films I've ever seen, I couldn't tell if it's just a very unfunny comedy or it's genuinely as hammy as it is. Disastrous acting, plot and directing.
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Maybe he's trolling? Look at his comments and decide for yourselves. https://trakt.tv/users/mrbamber/comments
