Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Modern Woman! Fierce! Independent! Uncompromising! Bask in her radiance!
Imaginative, entertaining, and trippy.
The only complaint I've got is that Plundor's model wasn't on point.
His nose should have been much bigger.
Wowie Zowie! It's time for my favourite show!
Jobber-Man and the Masters of Emasculatory Propaganda!
Yas Kween! Slay! Slay!!! You don't need no man!
Well, that's all the proof I need. Spielberg is a complete hack.
My Mary-Sue Self-Insert and the Masters of the Universe.
How... how is this even possible? How did you manage to make a kaiju free-for-all less entertaining than watching paint dry?
Man stupid! Woman smart! Obey the Message!
That's some nice blackwashing you've got there. The Message at its finest.
You will conform to THE MESSAGE.
Weebtastic! The suits are laughable, but the episode itself is fairly entertaining.
Why. Why does this version of He-Man have to be such a lousy jobber?
I'm slowly getting tired of this emasculatory propaganda.
"A person doesn't need super powers to be a hero. All he needs... is bravery. You forgot that, Skeletor."
That's enough of Teela's BS for one season, I think.
This one was my introduction to the horror genre, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Words cannot convey the awesomness that is Oxnard Montalvo.
I'd watch that anime.
Teela's charming personality isn't doing this show any favors.
I like it.
There, I've said it, and there ain't a god-damned thing you can do about it.
I've seen more stakes in vegan restaurants.
That's enough! This is an intervention!
Commendable effort. Crappy execution. Cute facial hair.
An inspiring male role model and a teenage girl who isn't a prissy, entitled cun*? Unacceptable! CAN IT!!!
The fact that this masterpiece didn't get a full-fledged show proves beyond all doubt that we live in the darkest timeline.
The word "god" is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses.
Eat your heart out, Dio.
An inept, forgettable, and poorly structured mockery of the source material. It takes a long, drawn out piss on the original series, spits in the face of anyone who's an actual fan, and tries to distract you with botox and plastic tits in the hopes tha you won't notice.
You're riding shotgun.
Just look at all the new sexual fetishes you've discovered!