ProductOfCulture
VIP
3

0 followers

Spokane, Washington
42

The Acolyte: 1x02 Revenge / Justice

There was better facial hair prosthetics in my high-school Drama class.

loading replies
The Acolyte: 1x01 Lost / Found

Attack me, with ALL OF YOUR STRENGTH!

loading replies
The Acolyte: 1x03 Destiny

Communist Space Witches. Nuff Said.

loading replies
The Acolyte

I've never seen a piece of media that is more focused on inclusivity over worldbuilding, compelling characters and a coherent script. This is the killing stroke to the legacy of George Lucas and the fact that "fans" are blindly 9-10 voting this series shows that there is a very dumb and loud minority of people that don't know good vs. bad. DAH SHOW ME THA LIGHTSABER AND I WILL LOVE IT DAH. It's embarrassing stockholm syndrome mentality, and we deserve better than this. Steal this off the internet before hatewatching it, don't give Disney your money or viewership and for god sakes...spread the word.

loading replies
2001: A Space Odyssey

Someone please explain why this movie is good. I absolutely hated it.

loading replies
Nefarious

Sean Patrick Flanery deserves an Oscar for his performance. I can not say the same for the rest of the cast.

This was "The Screwtape Letters" meets "Silence of the Lambs" where the only scares to be had are for those of us who are already believers.

loading replies
The Super Mario Bros. Movie

The best movie of 2023 so far. Referential and fan service for sure, but isn't that what you want from a Mario movie? I've been pumping this into my brain since I was 5 years old, played every single iteration of the franchise and this was an absolute love letter to the series and for the fans. Those who know, know. Those who don't need not apply.

loading replies
The Mandalorian: Season 3

This season is so much better if you can binge it. I couldn't imagine watching these one-at-a-time.

loading replies
Willow: 1x01 The Gales

Unlike Rings of Power this one told me at episode one that it would be utter shite. Thank you Disney for making this easy, 19 minutes in and it's bye Felicia.

loading replies
The Walking Dead: 11x24 Rest in Peace

Absolutely one of the worst finales I've ever seen. The literal definition of "consume product, then get excited for next product."

loading replies
Battlestar Galactica

This is the best science fiction show on TV. All killer, no filler. A defined beginning, middle and end. A finale that leaves you feeling satisfied and wanting to restart the show from the beginning. So say we all.

loading replies
Mr. Robot: 4x13 Hello, Elliot

We haven't has a series finale this satisfying in years, given the state of the entertainment industry it looks as if we never will again. This was absolutely fantastic.

loading replies
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

I'm giving this a 4 because that's as far as I could get into this abomination before deleting it from my server. The acting, presentation, writing and disregard for the lore and source material makes me hope they cancel this after Season 01. Go buy the original trilogy, buy the audiobooks but god please don't waste your time, viewership or money with this obvious cash grab. Tolkien would be ashamed.

loading replies
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Still the best, great performances, Kevin Costner's accent is garbage sure but man is this a good movie. Definitely one of my favorites.

loading replies
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: 1x01 A Shadow of the Past

The first fight scene had some of the worst choreography I've seen in fantasy. The Witcher this is not.

loading replies
Loading...