Schokominza

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Deep Fear

I had a good laugh, it was so bad. COCAINE SHARK :shark:- the prequel to COCAINE BEAR. :bear:

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Nowhere

I really liked this a lot. What a surprise, started watching thinking this would be another dumb survival movie and then my eyes were glued to the screen.

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The Scary House

I liked this movie. Yes, it doesn't have the deepest story line but it was a nice enough watch for a Saturday evening after a shitty day, with some funny moments, not too scary and likeable characters. I also liked the music a lot.

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Haunted Hospital: Heilstatten

After five minutes into the movie I can already say I hope they all die.

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Escape Room

Kinda liked it. The setting was interesting and overall it reminded me a lot of the Saw movies. The ending was not the greatest I agree, but oh well. Good for a lazy Sunday evening I would say.

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Don't Listen

Searched for the 'horror' in this. Couldn't find it. Neither could finish this movie.

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The Occupant

Nope, did not like it. The plot was too slow, the main character very unlikeable and the actions of everyone absolutely stupid.

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The Meg

It's Shark Horror. So don't expect too much. However, I kinda liked it, it was a nice enough/distracting watch on a chill evening during quarantine.

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Us

Well, to be fair it was well acted, the music was great and I very much liked the comedy aspect in it. It was also nice to see people actually fighting back, for once, and NOT behaving like a dumb bunch of helpless chicken.

Other than that, the plot had many, many holes and the final twist actually ruined the whole story for me. It was also very inconsistent about which "laws" these shadows had to follow - sometimes they were doing the same things as the people on the upside, but other times not... however it fit the plot in that moment, it seems. 'Us' tries very hard to be deep and stuff, but it really is not.

However, while it is not as great as I had wished it to be, it also not the worst horror movie I have ever seen. So, for a horror movie night it's OK to watch but don't expect too much, I guess.

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The Revenant

"Der Wind kann einem Baum mit starken Wurzeln nichts anhaben."

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When Angels Sleep

Dumbness all over the place, I don't even know where to begin. It was so bad. Everyone behaved like a complete idiot. That dude, German, was not able to keep his eyes on the road for longer than 3 seconds and behaved like the most irresponsible human being ever. No idea how he can be a father, some people shouldn't reproduce, really. Silvia mostly ran around the countryside hysterically and if it wasnt for her stupidity I would have admired the fight she put up with her persecutor. Police put ridiculous effort into following up an uninteresting emergency call - to then simply suspend all their activities when given an idiotic explanation. Also, let's not talk about the two random cokeheads whose only reason to exist was to be scapegoats. This is a total waste of time.

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The Ritual

Absolutely worth a watch if you like a good, suspenseful horror movie, that doesn't rely too much on being gory but rather concentrates on a psychological plot and shows believable characters with believable actions and emotions. The setting is very eerie and spooky - I am pretty sure nothing will ever make me go hiking in Swedish Woodland (or Romanian for that matter) after watching the movie. :D

It was revealed through exposition in dialogue that the creature is a Jötunn, a giant bastard son of Loki. For the most part of the movie I was pretty sure it is a Wendigo that is chasing people in the woods, as a few things fit right into that myth. Still not sure if the movie really had nothing to do with Wendigos or if they somehow combined the myths. I'd like to believe I'm right, though. :D .

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The Commuter

I must admit, Liam Neeson movies are my guilty pleasure. I know, they all kinda use the same formula and all, but I just love the guy. :D So, I really enjoyed this one as well.

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Robert

Holy sh*t, this movie was the worst. So much stupidity, so little acting talent. I couldn't stop laughing either, just like Cocotus. Seriously, do not watch this.

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The Autopsy of Jane Doe

I went into this thinking it was some kind of medical thriller/drama and loved the first ca. 40 mins. I noticed that I was wrong when the movie took a turn for the weird and horror-cliche-y. I regret paying money for this.

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Fifty Shades Darker

Their love is legendary! facepalm

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Spotlight

Wow. Just wow. Great movie.

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Lights Out

To me it was an okay-ish horror movie. They could've put more thoughts into the background story, but overall it was entertaining and had a few really creepy moments. A few people didn't seem to like the ending - to me it was only logical and I liked it. Going to bed with a night light now.. ;)

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Flight 7500

It's by far not a great movie, however, if you don't get your expectations too high it's not the absolutely worst either. Honestly, I've seen worse horror flicks that were less entertaining. The ending I did not expect, even though it is not exactly new it managed to surprise me. The characters were your stereotypical dumb-but-beautiful horror cardboard cut-outs whose names I never noticed, Serratos pretty face made up for it tho.

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10 Cloverfield Lane

I really liked the movie even though the ending was a bit ... furious, in comparison to the rest of the movie. It started very slowly, almost boringly at times and has a very oppressive and tense feeling to it in general. The story about the woman being captured in a bunker reminded me of that Austrian girl, Kampusch. What a horrifying situation. Then again you don't learn much about the characters and their motives, so I was unsure about who is the bad guy (or girl) the whole time.

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Footloose

What a horrible movie, meh.

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Concussion

Great movie. Every football fan should watch this. David vs Goliath irl.

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In Fear

Good god, this was bad. The only nice thing was the setting. Everything else was a shitfest.

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Goodnight Mommy

Whoa that was intense. Went into the movie without any expectations and boy did it surprise me.

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A Charlie Brown Christmas

This is so cute. A gentle reminder of the true spirit of the season.

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Who Am I

Suprisingly great! Normally German movies kinda suck.

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The Physician

One of the best movies I have seen in a long time.

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Godzilla

Such a disappointment.
This wasn't about Godzilla, it was about two giant monster cockroaches who want to get it on or something. The dialogs were awkward, the actors mostly untalented - except for Cranston, of course - and man, did I hate TSTL wifey.
Eventually, GODJILLA appeared on screen for like 10 minutes and, well, The End.
The few CGI scenes were nice, no doubt, but nothing that hasn't been seen before.
This movie had nothing in common with the 1998 version. What a flop.

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Extracted

Ugh, nope. It tried to be OH SO META all the time while simply ignoring several plot holes.
Also, I didn't like the ending at all.

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Upside Down

It could have been a great movie, if not for plot holes in it the size of the Pacific Ocean.

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