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Maaaaaaaaaaybe dont call Owen a 'her' in the teaser? Just an idea.

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The ObamaGate Movie

Three lunatic C movie starlets living out their MAGA delusions.

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The Gold

Show went full feminism in episode 2.

The female cop femalesplaining to her partner how she is a better cop than him and he should stfu. Then, telling him she's driving. In the 70s. Sure.

When they find the car they were following, the police chief (female, obviously) says "Woman driver" implying only a woman could have caught him.

They dont say "woman driver" when she loses him a few minutes later btw, obviously.

I quit after that episode.

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Ramy

The very first episode was too much cringe.

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Oz: Season 1

They could tone down the religions bullsht a tad, but still widely entertaining.

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Werewolves Within

After watching "After Party" (especially season 2), I can't watch anything with Sam Richardson. His onscreen persona is so terrible I wanna punch him in the face for the full 90 minutes.

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Black Coal, Thin Ice

A dirty, decent crime thriller but nothing to write home about.

BUT: What was that ending about? After the plot is done and over, there's exactly 10 minutes of nonsense about some guy on a rooftop throwing fireworks and police trying to stop him. WTF? Is this something only Chinese get? Was that supposed to be funny or reflect on something that happened earlier? Confused.

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This Is the End

Holy shit, American culture is the worst thing this universe has ever seen and will be the end of mankind.

Like toddlers giggling about poo poo jokes.

Please go extinct already.

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Mad Detective

In short:
Good neo-noir crime mystery somewhere between Monk, The Sixth Sense and Asian hard-boiled movies like The Chaser.

----- Random thoughts:

Mad Detective is not as violent as say "I Saw The Devil" except for one gory scene at the very start. It's a weird scene, and doesn't quite fit the tone of the rest of the movie.

There aren't many action sequences, but they're okay.

As a Westerner, telling the young male actors from each other was hard at times.

Even though they're very different movies, I'd like to compare Mad Detective to The Wailing. They both attempt to pull the same trick: keeping you guessing what's what until the very end, and make you change your guess multiple times on the way.

The Wailing, being the masterpiece that it is, succeeds way better at doing that. Plus it has mesmerizing performances by at least 2 of the protagonists.

----- Verdict:
Good (7/10)

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In the Mood for Love

Saw the first 15min. Twice, within a year. Stopped watching because I found it boring and messy and claustrophobic.

Might be a great movie - maybe I'll force myself to watch it some day. But the beginning is a huge turn off for me.

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Sneaky Pete

Season 1 was very good. If you liked Breaking Bad, Ocean's Eleven, Better Call Saul or Leverage, give it a try.

I'm gonna stop watching after first episode of season 2, though. Julia is annoying and incredibly stupid, Audrey and Otto started lying to each other again like season 1 never happened, and in general the story is too unbelievable to be interesting imho.

But thanks for that first season.

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All the Light We Cannot See

"Reinhold von Rumpel"?

Are you kidding me?!

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Three-Body

I do not watch crap made by inhuman dictatorships. GTFO.

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The Crowded Room

I watched until the black guy held a knife to the protagonist's throat FOR NO REASON in episode 1.

Shows that do this for artificial tension do not know how to tell a story. No, thanks.

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The Bear

Couldnt finish first episode. Plot is: have 6 people shouting sht at each other for 30min because that is cool, artsy or deep. Or something.

Fuck this show.

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Euphoria
The Long Goodbye

Are you kidding me? This crap has ~90% on Rotten Tomatoes?

Gould's Marlowe is an unfunny, mumbling, bumbling, obnoxious, cringy idiot. They replaced the signature crime noir protagonist speaking from the off with this guy speaking to himself no matter if there are people around or not. He's a clown in need of psychological help.

The plot is full of things that make no sense. Marlowe running after Eileen and getting hit by a car, ends up in hospital? What? Why? Waste of time. Verringer hitting Roger in the face and Roger not killing him in return? Ridiculous. Augustine never laying a hand on Marlowe after all the sht he says? Yeah, sure. Marlowe knowing somebody brought the money and who it was? GTFO!

The only top 10 seconds of the movie was the final scene with the hammock. And even that got ruined by the ridiculous harmonica dance nonsense that followed it.

In conclusion: I had hoped for a hard-boiler crime noir thriller for adults, and got some kind of clown fiesta for kids.

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All About Us

Looking at modern shows and movies, one would think about 30-60% of people are gay, not below 2-8%.

But who cares about creating something believable if you got quotes to reach?!

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American Born Chinese

Watched 10min, got bored. Nah.

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Halt and Catch Fire
Oldboy

DO NOT WATCH if you like animals and dont want them killed on screen. Disgusting.

Apart from that one scene, the movie is a decent action flick. 3 months later I cant remember anything extraordinary about it so dunno about calling it a masterpiece in 2023.

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About My Father

WHY, BOBBY, WHY?

wtf, wtf, wtf

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Looking for Alaska

What cringy ass sht is this?

The characters are tropes, the dialog has nothing to do with reality and about the first line Alaska delivers is some cringy nonsense about dismantling patriarchy.

HARD PASS.

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Atlanta: Season 2

Second season went full BoJack Horseman: crazy, unbelievable nonsense happens all the time.

Unfortunately, what works in a cartoon does not necessarily work in a dramedy with real people.

If I wanted to watch episodes that are weird ass ecstasy dream sequences like in a 70s French arthouse movie, I'd watch those. Not a show about black life in Atlanta.

Pass.

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Manhunter
  • Peterson is an uninteresting and sometimes ridiculous protagonist
  • Music was completely out of place, and repetitive
  • Weird soap opera monologues
  • Terrible WTF ending

  • The villain was well cast and acted

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Soylent Green

Are there really some alt-right idiots in these comments calling the plot paranoid or outlandish?

Look at this movie, then look out your window. This is another proof environmentalists and the left were right the entire time. They were right 60 years ago, and we're in this mess because you rightwingers were to ignorant / sociopathic to acknowledge that. Thanks.

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Soylent Green

Still very watchable and entertaining in 2023.

The big reveal is not presented well, but the rest is still very good and, of course, way ahead of its time story-wise.

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Treme

I loved The Wire, but this is so dull?

Watched the first 2 episodes and man, that oh so pretendious Jazz or Dixie or whatever that is sucks. Why should I care for the characters?

Maybe you gotta watch the entire season to understand the appeal but for now, I aint got time for that.

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The Blackening

Not as good as Bodies Bodies Bodies, and the end was too long and had too much talk.

But overall, entertaining little slasher comedy. Well done, folks.

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Thawing Out

A 24 year old playing a 12 year old.

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