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Gotham: 2x02 Rise of the Villains: Knock, Knock
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BlockedParentSpoilers2015-10-09T23:08:51Z

Such a stupid episode with all the plot holes and lameness of characters.. uhhh.. I tried really hard to buy it but just couldn't. I really hope that this season picks up soon coz I wouldn't endure such level for long.

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Pixels

I dont think this movie was bad coz of Adam Sandler, as many claim. It was bad completely by itself. Just plain stupid.. I get that its supposed to be entertaining and not logical, but... Simply DUMB.
Enjoy.

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Hannibal: 2x09 Shiizakana

Great. You should translate the main villain's name from German to English.

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Mom

Mom for me the "defaultest" comedy you can have. You see the jokes a mile away, the characters will do exactly what you wanted them to do and to say, and you'll feel all safe and off guard.

Its 6 for me = means, I'll watch (each episode) once, and will never consider to watch again (unlike Seinfeld,Bundy,SP - never mind the endless reruns).

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Horace and Pete

This show makes you feel like you're sitting in a theater, watching a play. It feels all warm and cozy, though the characters and dialogs are depressed and disturbed. Its funny in an unfunny way, sophisticated in a layman's way, and plainly unpretentious.

Highly recommended.

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Horace and Pete: 1x05 Episode 5
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-04-16T01:49:47Z

Oh man crazy Uncle Pete dies!

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Deadpool

I kinda have a problem with this movie. It's fine entertainment, but nothing as it tries to make itself be.

The movie comes off as a "different kind of superhero movie", when actually, when it come down it - it's just the same: guy, *.some_accident, superpower, mask, girl, save girl as girlfriend, kill villain. The only difference is that it's rated R now, which is better then suck-up movies such Iron Man, Cpt. America, etc.

If it was really different, this boring scheme of a plot should have changed entirely. The "Just add F*cks !" startup doesn't cut it for me.

As I reached my 30's, I've now out grown superhero movies. I though this might be different, but it came up short.

If you're bored of the superhero genre - don't bother watching it. Doesn't live up to the hype.
Plain 6/10.

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Gotham: 2x19 Wrath of the Villains: Azrael
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-05-09T11:23:24Z

So Strange tells Azrael to go kill Gordon, right?
Now, how exactly Az knows who Gordon is? Does he go and what, ask around if someone saw him? looks him up on the Villain Facebook?.. whats the procedure here?..

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Gotham: 2x21 Wrath of the Villains: A Legion of Horribles

Resurrects Fish Mooney?? man this is getting crazier and madder.. Just throw some aliens and some gods there and we're good. Realism has .. never was in the building.

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Gotham: 2x21 Wrath of the Villains: A Legion of Horribles

yes that's what i mean. the show is so far fetched and lost touch with earth, it hasn't got the slightest respect for its viewers..

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X-Men: Apocalypse

This one is just another Marvel blabber. You won't find anything special here. Usually, the X-men series pack some story and intrigue into the film, maybe some schemes or few story lines.
This one here is just the action sequence following to all American default storyline - good guys, problem, bad guy loses, end. 10% story, which contributes very little to the Xmen universe.

As you are probable a fan of GoT I guess, you will enjoy seeing our dear Sophie Turner on screen. But that's not enough. Also, Dolby Atmos is fun.

I was disappointed walking out of the theater.

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The Big Bang Theory: 9x24 The Convergence Convergence

Exactly as those before me said - this is just a normal OK episode. As a season finally - very lame. didn't leave with a taste for more, not even one bit.
This show has really become "regular", with all the 'specialness' drained out of it.
It's now butter spread way toooo thin.

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Game of Thrones: 6x05 The Door
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-05-23T22:25:18Z

Summm mm mmmmerrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : ...-( cant believe it..

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Adventure Time

The graphics are pretty. As an adult, I didn't find any interest in the show, and would not recommend it.
I Love Futurama and Rick & Morty FYI, and do recommend on those two.

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13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Out now on BluRay.
Great war movie if you're into the genre. Thrilling, exciting, and relatively not a cliche.

If you like Sole Survivor, Black Hawk Down, American Sniper and so - This one's defiantly for you.

Highly recommended (Even that it's Michael Bay).

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The Last Man on Earth: 2x13 Fish in the Dish

They are so dumb it hurts my brain. Human kind doesn't deserve surviving.

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The Last Man on Earth: 2x14 Skidmark
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-05-27T11:19:49Z

Did anyone think this episode was funny?

In order for a show to be good, the audience has to love the characters. For that, the audience has to understand them - even if they are stupid!
Friends, Seinfeld, Big band, New girl, Southpark - all are successful, funny, which the audience loves the characters (some or all of them) , and all do some dumb shit!

But in this episode -

Tandy see's he's own brother !
Who was in F__KING SPACE !
for 3 years!!
AND MANAGED somehow TO COME BACK!

and all he does is punching him coz of some stupid girl 100 years ago??

obviously this is a comedy, and obviously no one in real life would do that.

but since its that far fetched - it just throws the watcher right outside of the show and making him (the watcher) realize that this is a very ridiculous show, making him unable to really connect and love the character and the show.

The writers don't know their craft. This show could never be good or be a real hit.

Show: 6/10
Episode: 4/10

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The Last Man on Earth: Season 2

In order for a show to be good, the audience has to love the characters. For that, the audience has to understand them - even if they are stupid!
Friends, Seinfeld, Big band, New girl, Southpark - all are successful, funny shows, which the audience loves the characters (some or all of them) , and all do some dumb shit!

The characters in this show are acting in a way that is too non-realistic.

obviously this is a comedy, and obviously no one in real life would do whats going on here!

But since its that far fetched - it just throws the watcher right outside of the show and making him (the watcher) realize that this is a very ridiculous show, and thus he is unable to really connect and love the character and the show.
I for one, cannot relate to any HUMAN behavior the characters present.

The writers don't know their craft - this show could never be real good or be a real hit.

Show: 6/10
Season: 5/10

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The Blacklist: 3x23 Alexander Kirk: Conclusion (2)
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-05-28T22:08:05Z

well actually Magen Boon's name on the credits each episode gave this 'twist' away..

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London Has Fallen

This is an OK minus action film. Gerrad kills lots of bad guys, never hurts himself. Feels kinda like Call of Duty and some fun action scenes.

However, the movie has no climax point or peak and when its over, you feel greatly unsatisfied.
The CGI is poorly made. Aaron Ackhart has about 10 lines..

Like really bad sex.

6/10 low priority on your watch list.

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Better Call Saul: 2x10 Klick

I loved the episode, well made and powerful. Although, it was predictable and i don't think big enough for a season finale.

BTW, if u didn't notice, this season had 10 episodes and if you take the first letter from each episode name - u can spell Fringes Back.

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Game of Thrones: 6x08 No One

Seems we are getting some good ol' "Ultra-Violence" in this one..

Promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59lamDqBXvk

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Orange Is the New Black

So season 5 is going to be released week-by-week now? As opposed to until now, when the whole season was released instantly ?

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The Last Man on Earth: 2x18 30 Years of Science Down the Tubes
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-06-18T11:03:57Z

This episode was the only episode where there actually was some "believable" human behavior, opposing the other episode where all the characters behave like i donno, ducks maybe.

The moment with Tandy and his brother made sense, although they had to destroy it with some cheap 10-years old kids joke.

The other moment was when Tandy was defending Mike, saying that after defeating the chance of running into his actual brother, he's not gonna give up on him. I really liked this moment, but I missed this sentiment at the episode where they met for the first time- and he punched Mike in the nuts. That episode pissed me off from the dumbness of the idiot writers of the show.

I kinda hope this show will get canceled. Everyone in the production deserve to go out of work, making this super lazy writing and unbelievable characters, out from an interesting world they created the first season. I agree with the Review by Abstractals.

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Independence Day: Resurgence

This movie will be enjoyed best by 13-16 year old boys. Its a children's movie.
Its 100m$ on CGI and 1000$ on script and story. You can guess the whole movie from the first 5 minutes, it has all the worst used up cliche's in the book.
The first movie made much more sense from the actions the characters took. Here, they're all idiots (humans and aliens).

If you choose to watch it, expect only normal level of GFX and nothing else. If you're looking for gripping storytale - move along sir, nothing to see here.

barely 5/10.

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Independence Day: Resurgence
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-06-25T11:33:28Z

And another comment w/ spoilers -

  1. Why the hell did the queen leave the mothership? She has the largest fcking weapon ever, its almost bigger than earth, and she goes alone! the most important individual runs off to the front line !! Thats the dumbest military move someone has ever made.
    (Don't tell me the ship had to drill. they could have done it after they got that tennis ball).

  2. And if you, the Queen, already decided to leave- why the fck do you care about a stupid school bus?!?!?! chasing it for 2 hours!!?? Just go and do what you came to do !! damn that's stupid..
    (And if you already took the bait - get the hell out of there!)

Good for you W. Smith not joining this LoL of a movie (even though it's coz they didn't offer you enough money, and not coz of creative differences).

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Orange Is the New Black: 4x05 We'll Always Have Baltimore
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BlockedParentSpoilers2016-06-26T21:14:09Z

Did i understand that correctly? Has Piper accidentally started a White Power KKK gang?!

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • this refers to Ultimate Edition *

I honestly didn't understand this movie.
Batman has some feud with Super, just cause he's an alien, and also he's pissed off on the rest of the world.
This causes him to take revenge on everything, including said SM, with all hell a against him.

As you know, at some point they make up - for the stupidest reason ever!!! - and turn on the mighty Lex.

Affleck's acting wasn't as bad as they say - it's he's character that lacked proper motivation for it's doings, and relatively not so many lines.

Jesse Isenberg did quite a good job with the material he got, so thumb up here.

The rest - fine.

Over all - many things about nothing. Ult edition is too long.

Fine. 6/10.

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American Dad!: 13x02 The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith

I Love Metallica! Though I didn't understand the reference..

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Orange Is the New Black: 4x13 Toast Can't Never Be Bread Again

Most.torturous.cliff_hanger.everrr!!

Great episode for a great season. This series is well alive and kicking, and keeps us entertained, with no compromises!
Good to know (and watch) that there's still amazing talent (Writers and actors alike!!!) out there, in light of all the sh*t shows they throw as us on TV.

Kudos Netflix. You deserve the commercial success that you have.

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