Brandon Holthaus

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Wrongfully Accused

this one didn't land like other leslie nielsen movies, but he saves it from being too bad

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Primal: 2x10 Echoes of Eternity

not the strongest ending, as most would agree. you knew the demon would be impossible to defeat, but you still hoped something unexpected would happen, as with the night feeder. that they'd figure out some weakness. but your head was correct despite your heart's desire. still, the ending was satisfying in outcome if not in execution. besides, wouldn't his d*ick be too burnt to work? nonetheless, it was a very strong series for sure. gripping and emotional

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Mikey and Nicky

i know when a movie simply isn't to my taste. but this one offered nothing. wasn't the least bit interesting or entertaining, not for a lack of trying. somewhat baffled by the positive reviews. and i might've missed some details, but when did mikey know he was gonna let nicky go down? from the start? so much of the movie seemed like the pretzels in chex mix, if they forgot to add everything else. i don't usually completely regret watching a movie, but this was close

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Strange Wilderness

so, I know this is not a good movie. even the funny parts shouldn't be funny. but i enjoy watching it repeatedly. and it's not like it grew on me. I wanted to see it when it first came out because of bigfoot, the cast, even the name of the movie. for some reason, I hadn't watched it in years, but decided to recently. and the first time, I just couldn't believe some parts. like, how are the actors saying these lines and not feeling embarrassed? sheer absurdity. but I like that it's not trying to be absurd for absurdity's sake. maybe I'm wrong. that's why i say my ratings are based on enjoyment, not quality. even considering the quality of my other favorite movies, this one would still count as a guilty pleasure. the one and only part I truly disliked (of all things lol) was cheryl speaking spanish. she only ever said the same 4 words

*nope, i am not a stoner. not even close. tried it maybe 3 times

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Prisoners
The King of Queens: 1x02 Fat City

second episode of the entire show, and he's already worried about carrie potentially gaining weight? she's an all-time babe, and he's got the worst hair and most annoying personality. if 'Kevin can f#ck himself' was based on him, it's no wonder

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The King of Queens: 4x21 Bun Dummy

lol he makes a big deal about her bun. and then some orange dress. but when she brings up how he's wearing stained sweats gets all whiny. and look at his 'hair' throughout the entire series.

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The King of Queens: 4x02 Sight Gag

see, he's like a totally different character from last season's finale. he makes her lose her sight, and his way of helping is to literally say, 'come on, come on now,' to convince her to come down for her party...

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The King of Queens: 3x25 Pregnant Pause (2)

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BlockedParent2023-05-19T22:54:24Z— updated 2023-09-02T17:31:03Z

so this is about the only episode where doug is actually thoughtful and helpful, and they lay it on so thick. every other episode, he can't do the simplest thing, but he's Superman in this one ('i am pretty amazing'). and he tries so hard to act so selfless. you know the 'real doug' would be constantly complaining. at least the part where he tells her how everything's changing was authentic without the contrived sentimentality

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The King of Queens: 4x23 Eddie Money

gotta be one of the weakest episodes

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Seinfeld: 4x23 The Pilot (1)

ELAINE: Really? What is it about?

10 seconds later

ELAINE: Russell, see, I'm really not interested in this stuff and I do have to go to work (she gets up). So...

also, the way she eats the snack mix... sorry, but she's extra annoying in this two-part episode

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The Hangover

was Alan's character named that just for Phil's line towards the end: "he's on the roof, Alan." (like the drug's name, Ruphylin)?

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The Office: 4x08 The Deposition

not a bad episode. but I don't get Michael's logic about Jan having brought the diary. she still didn't reveal it until she absolutely needed to. she did not say that she revealed the diary because of the photo lol. she simply meant that they both majorly violated each other's privacy. yeah, Jan deserved to lose, and Michael deserved to be screwed.

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Modern Family: 9x05 It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy

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BlockedParent2022-09-09T02:38:00Z— updated 2023-09-02T17:32:18Z

oh look. another time where they make the recurring character out to be a cheater to ease the breakup... man, what a lazy way to end a plot. and just like with andy and beth, it comes up when they're about to break up anyway. to think she spent so much time on a weepy pathetic guy... lol yeah, doesn't speak too well to her own character. an earlier episode had haley talking with her about being ashamed of her boyfriends. so was it growth when she stopped feeling ashamed of dating ben? the episode before this centered around her fighting with claire over demeaning ben. or is it growth now by breaking up with him and being ashamed for wasting so much time with him?

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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Medium: 3x16 Whatever Possessed You

good God, what an awful episode. really dunno how anyone enjoys it. another excuse for em to travel. andy and hailey are terrible people, but because andy's recurring gf character admits to cheating as well, andy and hailey don't come across as bad. weak copout. hailey is still awful, though, for the 'awards' remark. funny how they try and make her a sympathetic character later. the guest character was so cliche and annoying. claire, mitch, gloria, and even jay are at their annoying peaks. the jay/claire thing was interesting, but claire and her annoying entitlement, especially when she pulls the same thing jay does when she's offered a job at another company in another episode. pretty sure this is far-and-away the worst episode of the show (though I still haven't seen a few)

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The Office: 2x04 The Fire

pam laughs (kinda like a weirdo) when katy starts her island movie list with 'legally blonde'. but pam is far more foolish for listing 5 movies and then forgetting her all-time favorite

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That '70s Show: 5x21 Trampled Under Foot

so i know the joke in the opening is that pam's engagement lasts longer than the warranty from an engagement shower gift, and the deeper reason for her dissatisfaction. but to be upset about an expired warranty on a gift? at least she gave the gifts for her wedding back, even though Stanley couldn't return his toaster

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The Office: 6x03 The Promotion

so jim gets promoted as co-manager, which would obviously come with a pay raise, and then he has to help decide who won't get full bonuses... and then the chart he made showing how michael spends his time distracting others...

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That '70s Show: 5x21 Trampled Under Foot

so jim gets promoted as co-manager, which would obviously come with a pay raise, and then he has to help decide who won't get full bonuses... and then the chart her made showing how michael spends his time distracting others...

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The Office: 5x09 The Surplus

oh, pam... not the time for one of Oscar's principled stands? wasn't it just one episode ago you took one over the microwave mess?

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Only Murders in the Building: 2x02 Framed

so the one fella must've deleted the comment this reply was under

@Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop:

it's called overrepresentation. According to movies and shows at least 50% of people are qwerty, they're not.
Where are the disabled people though? You know, REAL ones, not pretending. And not those anxiety ones, they're overrepresentated too. They're EVERY WHERE! at least in TV.<

so i don't know about that. don't watch much new stuff. but again, really don't care if it is lol, in this particular series especially, except for selena gomez not being gay (that i know of).

your pfp is the joker, though? didn't he have mental health issues?

and yeah, actors with disabilities should be playing characters with disabilities. I've agreed with that since the controversy with bryan cranston. doesn't have to be in opposition to lgbtq+ visibility

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Medium: 3x16 Whatever Possessed You

I'm not a big Hailey fan obviously. but wow, is she extra in this episode. kisses another guy while still dating Dylan, casually breaks up with him, gets jealous at the idea of him with someone else, then bawls when they stay broken up - what she initially wanted

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That '70s Show: 5x21 Trampled Under Foot

the cupcakes... like, what's the dilemma? just go buy some fresh ones. Pam took how time to go 'price shredders' and watch a movie, but couldn't go to wherever it was Packer bought the cupcakes? could've also just destroyed them so there'd be no temptation either. sometimes plot holes are a means to an end. but this one didn't lead to much of anything. the whole premise of Packer getting revenge under the guise of making amends was really good, but didn't pay off in the end. it's the awful final season though, so :type_1_2:‍♂

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Modern Family: 2x23 See You Next Fall

so haley is unbearable in this one. she is throughout the show anyways, especially early in its run. calls graduation a celebration of being done with thinking and then says her 'thing' is having to go to summer school lol. and unlike alex's problem, haley's is self-inflicted and she doesn't even bother trying to solve it. she mouths the ending of alex's speech like it's so creative and generous of her for giving her sister the line

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Medium: 3x16 Whatever Possessed You

Haley is annoying as hell in this one. know that's what character is supposed to be. kissing a guy before breaking up, then breaking up like it was nothing, then getting mad at Dylan for 'moving on', then getting heartbroken after they stay broken up. she's such a cliche, but most of them are especially early on. that's why I was slow to checking out this show. expected it to be 10 times worse than this. but thankfully the characters are still interesting despite the stereotypes

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Frasier
Vacation Friends

well, it was a one-of-a-kind experience. at least it wasn't one of those ridiculous comedies that tries too hard at the sincere moments. wouldn't watch again, but don't regret watching it. I'm a Cena/Rel fan, though, so maybe a lil biased

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The Office: 9x13 Junior Salesman

'... rooting for Nate, and that just feels... wrong.'

the Nate that as far as Pam knows helped her get Dwight to undo all the changes to the building. she got herself the job of building administrator, and she needed 'Nate' to save it. idk how I'd be able to come up with storylines and dialogue, and writers aren't gonna catch every little inconsistency, but it still bothers me lol

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The Office: 4x01 Fun Run

full disclosure: pam is one of my most disliked characters in a favorite show

when you think about how the last season ended with jim asking pam out and then pam's line in this episode about talking him through his breakup... in the words of karen, 'pam is.... kind of a bitch. '

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