What a collosal waste of time. If this is what passes as horror today I am so glad I grew out of that phase way back in the 80's.
It was literally like there were two sets of writers and directors, the first writer/director who wrote the beginning with the character Keith in it seemed to have something going and it certainly made it creepy and had me wondering what was going to happen but then once Keith was gone it was like they brought in a new writer and director who had no clue where to go with the plot or how to finish the movie.I was starting to wonder if half way through the movie I had somehow switched to another movie that seemed to have completely lost the plot.
The "Barbarian", I assume was the grotesque woman and not the man kidnapping women?, was creepy looking but hardly scary at all and wasn't used enough. I mean, really, they want us to be on the edge of our seats because she wants to keep them as her baby and feed them?? LOL
The guy kidnapping the women and who created the whole set up is some decrepit bedridden old man who can barely hold his pistol to kill himself and he was the only scary one :D
When the homeless guy says there is something even worse than the creepy lady I kept waiting for it to appear, maybe THAT is what the "barbarian" was going to be and would make it all worth the while to watch this movie.... nothing... crickets. Did they forget they mentioned it? or was it so uninspiring and forgettable I compeltely missed it?! :D :D :D
The sad thing is I usually read reviews first before watching a movie/show so I get at least some idea if it is worth it or whether it will interest me or not and when I saw consistant positive reviews (and 7 or higher ratings) I figured it was worth a shot. Really?? C'mon, someone could have warned me this was crap!!!
This isn't like the OG Willy Wonka or the one from 2005. It is very bland and boring.
I only watched the trailer and I started yelling at the screen...WHY IN THEE HELL DID YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS? You deserve what you get you fool...
timothee is really hot but this movie sucks ass
Starts surprisingly well but it drags on a fair bit and has plenty of questions you want answers to throughout. Actors were decent enough but I would not watch it again.
What an stupid movie… 25 mins into the movie and couldn’t take it anymore. Funny how politically correct this is… they had to represent a white, Latino snd black as main characters… very retarded
Well...
there is not much of a story.
there is no science fiction, no horror pretty much nothing.
I am still wondering why they made a movie out of the script... I mean someone read the script and said "yes let's make a movie our of this" wooooow
I can not believe that someone was paid to write this script. A monkey with a typewriter could write a better one. Terrible. Just a terrible movie. Don't waste your time watching it.
