William Brine


Saint Louis, MO

Madam Secretary: 4x12 Sound and Fury

But what to do when it's not a tumor that can be cured with some shots and a simple brain operation?

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Black: 1x14 Crucial Evidence

Dude was rolling around for a week and no one told him his dad died? wtf...

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

For a story in which we knew how it ended, and all the characters died, it was pretty good. Can we get K-2SOs core downloaded into another robot? On repeat viewing, post VIII, one can appreciate some of those bits of data with long term impact.

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow: 3x09 Beebo the God of War

This show is so ridiculous, and I completely appreciate it. My insta-ships paid off episodes later. And two members of the rainbow brigade (at least).

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The Flash: 4x09 Don't Run

I am so glad that Iris threw some shade at that stunt by Oliver and Felicity.

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What Happened to Monday

Just because there are seven fertilized eggs doesn't mean all of them have to be carried to term (they do commonly freeze excess fertilization in IVF treatment). I'm only about 30 in, but going to call it. Their father was a horrible person who sacrificed his wife and the happiness of all his children rather than abide by the law and be happy with a sustainable solution.

I was right.

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Madam Secretary: 4x08 The Fourth Estate

Big ups for Kat the scifi nerd!

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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Would have been 2pts higher were it not for the main casting. These two are so incredibly milquetoast that they drain all color and flavor from every scene they are in. And there's a lot of color and flavor.

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The Holy Mountain

More drugs were involved in the making of just five minutes of this movie than in the entirety of Keith Richards life.

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Marvel's Inhumans: 1x08 …And Finally: Black Bolt

This series was utterly disappointing. But, on the bright side, Iron Fist is no longer the worst Marvel television series.

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Outlander: 3x08 First Wife

What a coincidence that the pirates would show up just as he were going for the gold, but they were distracted by a heart to heart conversation...

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Marvel's Inhumans: 1x07 Havoc in the Hidden Land

Is it because everyone is so incredibly dumb? The painfully predictable dialog? That I'm expected to care about a family of royalists? This show is so... Disappointing.

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Gotham: 4x06 A Dark Knight: Hog Day Afternoon

An entire episode without Bruce Wayne or any of the others in the brat pack. Did anyone notice?

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Marvel's Inhumans: 1x06 The Gentleman's Name is Gorgon

For f-k sake, maybe the people of Atilan could learn to interpret sign language....or at least Blackbolts closest advisers.

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Zoo: 1x11 Eats, Shoots and Leaves

An entire planets ecosystem rises up simultaneously against you. Communicating, collaborating. And still you spend half the episode bickering among yourselves. If the environment is capable of causing these changes in other species, why not human animals?

Another series where I am rooting against the protagonists. o.O

Someone should find a "cure" for the humans inability to embrace the planet-wide consciousness.

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Zoo: 1x09 Murmuration

Why do they keep calling it a cure? They are talking about arresting the evolution of other species to prevent their ascendancy.

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Marvel's Inhumans: 1x01 Behold...The Inhumans!

Ouch. I've watched some hot garbage before, and I'll likely watch another episode at least. But this has some issues. For one, Inhuman society is horrible. Monarchy, castes, those that don't get terragenesis manifestations are enslaved.

And what was up with awkward beach party. I'm glad they shaved off that hair, that was just awful. And Blackbolt is as compelling a character as warm, spoiled milk. I'm struggling to find anything redeeming in this rn.

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The Orville: 1x03 About a Girl

Surprised, this is actually turning out to be not bad.

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Ozark: 1x09 Coffee, Black

Is it really a mystery why Fed man can't keep a boyfriend?

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Twin Peaks: 3x07 The Return, Part 7

and all I could think is...

Why the hell isn't he using a wide push broom?

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House of Cards: 5x05 Chapter 57

Doug Stamper, world's least dynamic lover. o.O

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Ghost in the Shell

A fairly faithful, but entirely soulless adaptation. One might even say it seems to have lost its ghost. Is but a shell. That would be an exceptionally cliched thing to say. Which would be entirely appropriate.

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Dear White People

Wish there were a way to validate someone has watched a show before rating it.

It was quite good, better than I expected. Lionel is the hero we deserve, though all the main characters demonstrated worthy development arcs. Made me a little wistful for college even.

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Dear White People: 1x02 Chapter II

Within minutes, I'm saying, "Wow, I'm totally a Lionel." And then I was like, oh shit, too real. And then...crap, someone read my diary.

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: 4x16 What If...

So well executed. The acting was great, the writing excellent. Loved it.

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Designated Survivor: 1x12 The End of the Beginning

At that point, you just call it a day and let everyone fend for themselves.

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Designated Survivor: 1x10 The Oath

All she would need to do to foil the shooter is fire her gun into the air. Well, sooner than that...

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Teen Wolf: 6x08 Blitzkrieg

Who the hell let all those damn uniformed Nazis into Beacon Hills?

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Lethal Weapon: 1x11 Lawmen

Am I a bad person because on seeing gunman roll up while transporting a prisoner, my first thought would be to shoot the prisoner in the gut and then threaten to de-brain him if they don't back off?

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Travelers: 1x07 Protocol 5


Why is Trevor still talking to that woman? Marcy sure heals quick from that incision to her neck. Did she use her magic healing plasma wand? In front of Davis? My eye sockets can't handle this much eye rolling.

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