Yes, it's just half of a Coen movie - but hey, that's still better than 90% of all other movies! Better one Coen than none!
What a surprise! You get many movies in one here. I loved every minute of it. Also: amazing actors!
This was the third movie I tried in one evening. I quit the first 2 because they were boring af and just kept watching this due to a lack of alternatives. It's well made, love Kirsten and still it's as boring as the other two... Not worth my time and full attention.
Guy Ritchie is normally an instant 9-10 but this actually was boring and didn't catch me at all
Emily Blunt :heart: Nuff said…
Boring AF but still not one of the worst Liam movies in recent years.
Finally a movie that's worth watching. I enjoyed every minute. Now do a Wick cross-over. Thank you!
Oh and the first call center scam scene was one of the best I've ever seen!
Yeah, this could have been a comic book but it was actually ok-ish. The past weeks I’ve quit so many movies and shows after the first hour, that this has been one of the better ones.
I guess it’s the writer strike - so much :poop: coming out these days
This movie is a joke. Even if you would buy the artificially made up setup, it's so horribly made - trash dialogues and a storyline that makes no sense at all. One of the most useless movies ever made. Don't waste your precious time.
This is not a documentary about some guy who died in the woods but about people in the US who are as dumb as Trump. I can't remember when I last felt this level of fremdscham (fun fact: how ironic that there is no English word for this second-hand embarrassment). The Wired reporter seemed to be the only reasonable intelligent person in the whole documentary. I'm feeling so sorry for these people who have such an empty life that they generate drama and stories out of nothing that give their life any meaning.
Even sadder, that I watched this... Thanks for this emotional roller-coaster!
It was ok until the end. Whoever wrote this: Please do f*** o**
Wahahaha hahahaha haahaaa
Writers quit half way through the movie
What a high class :poop:
The last 15 minutes were next level trash though
I can't believe that I really thought for 90 minutes that this :poop: would develop in any direction that makes sense.
This is by far the worst movie EVER made, a total waste of time and resources.
I will now have to go over all my one star rating over the past 30 years and upgrade them to 5 stars!!!!
I have no words for how bad this is and can't believe that Kevin Bacon and Ethan Hawke said yes to this...
OH boy... Don't get me started...
I'm about to sue Netflix for stealing my precious time.
The first revenge thriller without revenge and thrill. Just a man doing his job and correcting an error in a clean way. Zero emotion. I loved every minute! Finally a movie that I won't forget in a few days. This one was indeed special.
They should have made a tv show out of it!
No seriously... I nearly had to vomit and had to look away at the "sex scene", but overall this was some deep shit. It sucked me in and left me disturbed and disoriented. Can't remember when I last felt like this. Maybe never. What a superb acting this was. Marc Duplass deserves an Oscar. Maybe I'm just confused and should have slept a night before reviewing this... I hope I can sleep... Nevermind... Watch this movie only when sober!
As a passionate misogynist I would of course choose and celebrate the apocalypse. Hell is other people. Oh, and the movie is :poop:
Who knew that a 2 minute flight would get them to a safe airport :joy::joy::joy:
Another masterpiece! I love Guy Ritchie and everything he does is just perfect. Best movie 2023!
Ryan Reynolds was awesome! This was the perfect role for him. He is the best!
Pure art. I loved the cliffhanger and looking forward to The Menu 2!
Very satisfying ending to a decent story. Thank you, Apple!
The best romcom I've ever watched. Also the best endless time loop thing. Beautiful!
80% was decent but they Netflixed it for their Millenial audience and the ending was so aweful that it ruined the whole movie for me. That's why I prefer HBO shows - they are for adults and don't need ridiculous, unrealistic over-acting or over-writing to keep their audience edutained till the end.
Best movie 2022. Best actor: Ryan Reynolds
If you love Coen movies, this one is a must!
As Thor you don't see how horrible he is as an actor. Here with the weakest of all stories, it becomes obvious. Horrible waste of time.
It would have been a solid 6 in the first hour, but then the writers quit and the shit hit the fan. It started by him being shot through the back of the car and then the utterly irrational storyline with the bakery. I mean, the bakery he burnt down 50 years ago is just around the corner and he is hiding there? What are the chances? LOL Poor Liam, your choice of C-movies and apprentice writers is only topped by Bruce Willis - and sadly he really got Alzheimer's. Oh boy... This is so bad.
Disgusting, cruel, scary, brutally evil… but enough of Nicole Kidman. I really enjoyed the movie most of the time. Nice pictures and authentic Viking vibes.
Ok, it's actually a 6 but I rated it a 10 because it's 10000 times better than Batman. Yes, it has a thin story and sometimes bad writing, but overall it's not worse than Spiderman or other Marvel movies. I have become a die hard Leto fan after his extraordinary performance in "WeCrashed" and unfortunately he couldn't show off his skills as Morbius. I don't think that it's his fault though. Maybe they should have taken the team from Moon Knight, that made another average Origin-story a great (short) series. Maybe a series would have been the better idea too. Nevertheless, I enjoyed it and didn't have to leave the cinema, like with the recent Batman movie that was unbearable.
Well, a treasure hunt movie without the Rock? I didn’t think that this is even possible, but I was entertained. It could have been funnier - overall a strong 6, because there have been a lot of shit movies lately and it’s on the upper side.
So here’s what happened: Some guy played GTA V and his stoned friend, who happened to be a producer, said: Come on, let’s make a movie out of it! I dare you! They laughed, called Michael Bay and the rest is history.
Seriously, the movie makes no sense, is absurd and absolutely senseless. Most of the scenes are just a usual day in GTA. I couldn’t stop laughing at the bs story and absurd „story“. Crank was better because it was funny with a purpose. This is just embarrassing and at the same time it’s not even the worst movie I’ve watched this year.
