Wesley

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South Africa, Johannesburg
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I Love You Phillip Morris

Wow this is REALLY a great movie

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Dexter: New Blood

After almost a decade I can finally say... I love Dexter again! The way this show was handled is top notch! Def worth the watch for us who waited YEARS for closure!!!

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Jeff & Some Aliens

A very unique and interesting show. Has the same humor as Rick and Morty if you're into that kind of thing. I highly recommend watching it.

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Arrival

Boring, confusing, incoherent and wants to be one of those "what if?" movies. Skip

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The Longest Yard

Cliche'd to no end... But still watchable, one of Sandler's last good movies IMO.

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Ballers

Too many forced sex scenes for my taste.

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Monsters, Inc.

My fav animation movie of all TIME!

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Toy Story That Time Forgot

UUURGH!!! Just give us ANOTHER full feature film already!! Just when I start getting into it, IT ENDS!!!

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Saw

Back in the day the twist blew MY MIND!

Would highly recommend this to any Thriller fan.

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Inside Out

Crappiest movie EVER!!!!!!!! Whats the point of having the other emotions if the whole psyche fell apart once Joy was gone? Whats the point of having the other emotions to begin with then!?!?!? IT DOESN MAKE SENSE!!!

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The Girl Next Door

Holy shit! This movie left me in awe... I never felt so dirty, helpless and uneasy after watching a movie. The acting was supurb, pacing is great and direction is spot on!!! Would totally recommend it to you torture porn viewers out there.

If movies or tv shows have taught me one thing its; if you really hate a character or a group of people with everything inside of you. ITS BRILLIANT ACTING, and def worth watching it to the end.

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The Voice

I hate season 8s poster. All the dudes are like "yeah, whatever bro." Ans Christina is like "Im the talent in this group, scream encore sheeps" fml it irritates the hell out of me.

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The Nightmare

As a "sleep paralysis" sufferer myself all these allegations of shadow men, demons screaming in your ears or demons calling your cellphone are bullshit!!! I cant emphasize that enough. The only thing that was indeed true is that you feel like you're suffocating.

And FYI, YOUR GOD DAMNED EYES AREN'T OPEN WITH "SLEEP PARALYSIS"!!!!!! THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED "SLEEP PARALYSIS", BECAUSE YOU'RE CONSCIOUS BUT CANT SEEM TO WAKE UP; AND BY WAKE UP I MEAN: MOVE A MUSCLE OR OPEN YOUR FREAKING EYES!!!! Hence the name "sleep paralysis".

All these testimonies are so fake! I can assure you "sleep paralysis" has nothing to do with the supernatural! NOTHING WHAT SO EVER!!! If it was so "TRUE" why not record them in the act???? Oh, that's right ... BECAUSE THEY'RE LYING!!!!!!!!

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I'm Alan Partridge

Im so furious at this show! Just when I started loving the characters and how rude Alan can be, it stops... DAMN YOU!!!

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Terminator Genisys

Plothole 1. John Connor will never fight Arnie, seeing it was the only father figure he ever knew since Terminator 2. Same model, or not. FFS its the future Arnie who killed John connor in the resistance who got sent back to protect his childhood counterpart. (BIGGEST PLOT HOLE IMO).

Plothole 2. John Connor will never side with Skynet. Sarah Connor bred him since birth to despise them and taught him all their weaknesses. I HIGHLY doubt he'd turn to the dark side with just a flick of a finger.

Plothole 3. They never did explain where Sarah's Terminator came from or who sent it... NEVER!

Plothole 4. So it seems Salvation which is a better move IMO is not cannon. What BS!

I hate when movies go the Xmen days of future past route and show all the die hard fans the finger for not keeping the story coherent.

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Insidious: Chapter 3

Much BETTER than Chapter 2. I'd recommend any fan to watch this. Def lives up to the hype.

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Poltergeist

Not a bad movie, but it didnt scare like I hoped it would, or at all... At least its better than other remakes I've seen in past.

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Game of Thrones: 5x06 Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

Season 5 has next to ni action. Its boring as hell, characters have next to no development and next to no plot.

Plus how things ended up for Sansa for me in this episode just made it so much more Idiotic. She acts so strong headed and a woman on a mission then ends up not doing ANYTHING!

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R.I.P.D.

Felt like a poormans MIB. Nothing more.

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A Haunted House 2

Take this will be last one? Thank God!

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Dreamcatcher

Not as good as the book, but entertaining.

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A Good Marriage

What a stupid movie. I cant empathize it anymore, avoid it if you can.

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Kill Your Darlings

This movie is weird, I didnt know what to think of it. sure the acting is good, dare I say brilliant. But the story just felt like it was lacking a decent plot.

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Toy Story of Terror!

Yea sure, "a movie". More like a 20 minute episode.

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Tropic Thunder

How anybody cant love this movie is beyond me!

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Atop the Fourth Wall

I like him. His unique humor totally makes these reviews awesome!

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Rage

Is it just me, or does Nic Cage's movies just feel like a quick cash in these days?

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Joe

Movie felt dragged out. With nothing ever happening... Not one of his best movies... IMO

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Scarecrow

Just the usual horror movie where a bunch of hormon driven retards get killed.

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

I liked it... I was e pecting it too be much worse really.

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