Can't believe they've made me give a Jurassic movie on a "7-Good" score (and this is also only because I fell in love with dinosaurs since the first movie, when I was 4 y.o. The Bad: - They really spoiled the best scenes of the movies with showing them in the trailer. - Freakin' Jeff Goldblum is in the movie about the same amount of time as the T-Rex, which unfortunately it's almost nothing (and not with the T-Rex. - Someone's hears a bang and surprise-surprise, everybody runs, slows down, looks up and it's a Giant dinosaur for their first time cliché (just because I get tingeling doesn't mean you can do this in each movie. We already knows whats about to happen. -They gave all the Dinos baby face (except for the "evil" one, cause we should want him to die). Damn, If I love dinosaurs I don't care if they're cute or not. - Knives can do anything. - There are carnivore dinosaurs in the movie, but unless it's not a surgery or infusion don't expect any blood. I am literally want to cry\shout as I'm writing this. - The awesome Mosasaur from the last movie - hands down the best newcomer to the franchise - is seen as a mere silhouette in the movie. Even worse, she suffers from "the amazing spider man 2 - cool shot between Spidy and Rhino that was cut just about awesomeness about to come and gave high hopes from the trailer just to be the EXACT same cut scene in the movie" F@ck up. Yes surfer about to be eaten, I am talking about your scene. - The Carnotaurus is getting bullied all the time by the T-Rex. - Because she's able to show empathy (only when Chris Pratt' Owen is around) Blue also has super powers. The doc noted that she have a lot of muscle tissue in her leg (which I assume is because she's probably squats a lot, and not because she's a dinosaur). - Implying weaponized dinos with calling the Ankylosaurus "a living tank". - Someone thought that calling the Indo-Raptor tactical is cool. And if it's not enough the paint it 'tactical black' with spec ops yellow eyes and stripes. And I think she smiled when she fooled one of the bad guys. - All the bad new dinos looks like Randall from Monsters Inc. - A 1-2 ton tactical dinosaur can do muscle ups. - They almost let the remaining dinosaurs die in a chamber full of gas. That's right, what an analogy... and a little girl rescued them. A simple change in the sequence, like first opening the doors making the gases swoosh out and only then release the dinos might have worked. - The little girl is a clone like the dinos too, So, yeah. - Reusing the 'T-Rex ex machina CGI shot' from every Jurassic movie, which is still cool, but common. - Steven Spielberg somehow gave the movie it's blessing. The Good: (unfortunatly I can't even spoil it, cause it was already in the trailer) - Freakin' Jeff Goldblum is in the movie about the same amount of time as the T-Rex. - Someone's hears a bang, everybody runs, slows down, looks up and it's a Giant dinosaur for their first time cliché - There are carnivore dinosaurs in the movie. - The Carnotaurus is looking AWESOME, with his crimson short horned face. (in it's 2 short scenes) - Escape from Isla Nublar scene (and its end with the Brachiosaurus like dino crying. Onions everywhere) - Blue is a clever girl. - Yay! Pachycephalosaurus is back. (the hand banging dinosaur, even though she's made too cute for me) - Implying weaponized dinos (Jurassic World IV - Space Dinos?) - Passively flying bad rich people. - T-Rex has a roaring contest with Simba. - The Hangover - Pterodactyls. - Great sounds and its visualizations in the dinos making them. - John Williams' score. Wishlist for the next one - R raing. - T-Rex vs. Triceratops. - Someone gets dino crushed by mistake. - The OG dinosaurs are already cool, we don't need new ones. - Blue gorws feathers. - Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm says "Life HAD found a way". - Ian Malcolm talking how this things are exactly what chaos theory is and then Pytr Baelish shows up with Bran and saying "chaos is a ladder". Then Jon Snow and Dany fly into the scene with Indo -Drogon. Roll Credits: Jurassic Thrones - Fal of the Seven Kingdoms
Review by TMRiderBlockedParentSpoilers2018-10-14T16:38:08Z
Can't believe they've made me give a Jurassic movie on a "7-Good" score (and this is also only because I fell in love with dinosaurs since the first movie, when I was 4 y.o.
The Bad:
- They really spoiled the best scenes of the movies with showing them in the trailer.
- Freakin' Jeff Goldblum is in the movie about the same amount of time as the T-Rex, which unfortunately it's almost nothing (and not with the T-Rex.
- Someone's hears a bang and surprise-surprise, everybody runs, slows down, looks up and it's a Giant dinosaur for their first time cliché (just because I get tingeling doesn't mean you can do this in each movie. We already knows whats about to happen.
-They gave all the Dinos baby face (except for the "evil" one, cause we should want him to die). Damn, If I love dinosaurs I don't care if they're cute or not.
- Knives can do anything.
- There are carnivore dinosaurs in the movie, but unless it's not a surgery or infusion don't expect any blood.
I am literally want to cry\shout as I'm writing this.
- The awesome Mosasaur from the last movie - hands down the best newcomer to the franchise - is seen as a mere silhouette in the movie. Even worse, she suffers from "the amazing spider man 2 - cool shot between Spidy and Rhino that was cut just about awesomeness about to come and gave high hopes from the trailer just to be the EXACT same cut scene in the movie" F@ck up. Yes surfer about to be eaten, I am talking about your scene.
- The Carnotaurus is getting bullied all the time by the T-Rex.
- Because she's able to show empathy (only when Chris Pratt' Owen is around) Blue also has super powers. The doc noted that she have a lot of muscle tissue in her leg (which I assume is because she's probably squats a lot, and not because she's a dinosaur).
- Implying weaponized dinos with calling the Ankylosaurus "a living tank".
- Someone thought that calling the Indo-Raptor tactical is cool. And if it's not enough the paint it 'tactical black' with spec ops yellow eyes and stripes. And I think she smiled when she fooled one of the bad guys.
- All the bad new dinos looks like Randall from Monsters Inc.
- A 1-2 ton tactical dinosaur can do muscle ups.
- They almost let the remaining dinosaurs die in a chamber full of gas. That's right, what an analogy... and a little girl rescued them. A simple change in the sequence, like first opening the doors making the gases swoosh out and only then release the dinos might have worked.
- The little girl is a clone like the dinos too, So, yeah.
- Reusing the 'T-Rex ex machina CGI shot' from every Jurassic movie, which is still cool, but common.
- Steven Spielberg somehow gave the movie it's blessing.
The Good: (unfortunatly I can't even spoil it, cause it was already in the trailer)
- Freakin' Jeff Goldblum is in the movie about the same amount of time as the T-Rex.
- Someone's hears a bang, everybody runs, slows down, looks up and it's a Giant dinosaur for their first time cliché
- There are carnivore dinosaurs in the movie.
- The Carnotaurus is looking AWESOME, with his crimson short horned face. (in it's 2 short scenes)
- Escape from Isla Nublar scene (and its end with the Brachiosaurus like dino crying. Onions everywhere)
- Blue is a clever girl.
- Yay! Pachycephalosaurus is back. (the hand banging dinosaur, even though she's made too cute for me)
- Implying weaponized dinos (Jurassic World IV - Space Dinos?)
- Passively flying bad rich people.
- T-Rex has a roaring contest with Simba.
- The Hangover - Pterodactyls.
- Great sounds and its visualizations in the dinos making them.
- John Williams' score.
Wishlist for the next one
- R raing.
- T-Rex vs. Triceratops.
- Someone gets dino crushed by mistake.
- The OG dinosaurs are already cool, we don't need new ones.
- Blue gorws feathers.
- Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm says "Life HAD found a way".
- Ian Malcolm talking how this things are exactly what chaos theory is and then Pytr Baelish shows up with Bran and saying "chaos is a ladder". Then Jon Snow and Dany fly into the scene with Indo -Drogon. Roll Credits: Jurassic Thrones - Fal of the Seven Kingdoms