Jason Statham, in need of a bigger boat, and another beer. Former Hiro, Masi Oka, doesn't save the cheerleader, or himself, but he does save the Hero. Cliff Curtis, doing his sidekick thing, in fear of a 70ft "Big tooth", but not of the walking dead variety. Ruby Rose, sans, Batsuit or John Wicks tailor, designs big toys for big boys and gets wet a lot. Li Bingbing, probably wishes her moniker didn't make you visualize an Asian woman engaged in the oldest profession, appearing in a war movie, and telling a group of soldiers, "me love you LONG time", but, she has a precocious daughter, and gets the guy, so, winner, winner, shark fin dinner. The maximum melanin enhanced character, doing his best Private Hudson improv, for once, survives to see the credits roll.
Look, it's a silly, fun bit of fluff about a gargantuan Shark that would make "Bruce" from the original "don't go in the water" movie look like, well, geez, look at the fracking poster man! You knew what you were getting into when you decided to watch it, so, please spare us the feigned disappointment and first year film class critiques. As Meiying might say, "quit your complaining', you have a mouse, and the ability to exit an open tab".
Review by Paladin5150BlockedParent2021-07-20T11:50:38Z— updated 2022-02-17T06:10:46Z
Jason Statham, in need of a bigger boat, and another beer. Former Hiro, Masi Oka, doesn't save the cheerleader, or himself, but he does save the Hero. Cliff Curtis, doing his sidekick thing, in fear of a 70ft "Big tooth", but not of the walking dead variety. Ruby Rose, sans, Batsuit or John Wicks tailor, designs big toys for big boys and gets wet a lot. Li Bingbing, probably wishes her moniker didn't make you visualize an Asian woman engaged in the oldest profession, appearing in a war movie, and telling a group of soldiers, "me love you LONG time", but, she has a precocious daughter, and gets the guy, so, winner, winner, shark fin dinner. The maximum melanin enhanced character, doing his best Private Hudson improv, for once, survives to see the credits roll.
Look, it's a silly, fun bit of fluff about a gargantuan Shark that would make "Bruce" from the original "don't go in the water" movie look like, well, geez, look at the fracking poster man! You knew what you were getting into when you decided to watch it, so, please spare us the feigned disappointment and first year film class critiques. As Meiying might say, "quit your complaining', you have a mouse, and the ability to exit an open tab".
@Jordyep - "Why soooo, SERIOUS?????"