Dashcam 2022

5/10
First without that piece of crap this movie would have been that bad it actually would have been good
Yes it's a rare one of those....

"BUT"

Oh..my..God
How fcuking annoying was Annie, she just wouldn't shut the fcuk up, I never ever wanted anyone to get got in a horror movie as much as her.
Disrespectful, disgusting,damn right deluded and a complete and utter tool.
She couldn't rap for shit and she was nowhere near as cool and badass as she thought she was.
She pissed me off and stressed me out that much it took my attention well away from actually
what was a decent messy pretty
awesome horror movie.
I just couldn't take anymore shit from Annie so I just wasn't engaged enough to enjoy the
cool messy going-on's.
If this was any other production other than BlumHouse this would definitely be a hard pass for me
without a doubt.

BlumHouse not like you to fcuk up like this and higher an annoying unbearable piece of shit like that,
but you did, and you got it so wrong this time.
Don't ever do that again to me with her.

What a waste of what could have been a decent flick
And a solid BlumHouse entry.

It was funny and interesting at times, but it is a huge mess that leaves nothing for me to love from it. Many stupid decisions, many annoying and unrewarding characters, and many confusing decisions regarding treating others in specific ways despite the way they just fucked you over. The way multiple cliches blend together with bad, very very bad writing. The attempt at a comedy horror fails at giving off a good vibe that matches. There are many things to drag this film despite its enjoyability at times. Not rewarding or intriguing really in any way either. It's left so ambiguous and mysterious that I don't feel like tackling any theories and the questions I had regarding the material are gone after 5 minutes. I will only remember this movie because I watched it with friends. Other than that, I genuinely feel I will confuse this movie with similar ones in the future. This mess is jumbled, incomprehensible somewhat just like this review that has things thrown around. I still can't give it anything less than a 4 though due to the scenario and times where the comedy and intrigue hit. Final final thing: The shaky camera was so fucking annoying it was hard to focus on anything, especially when used 100% of the time. And the forcing of it was obnoxious as they had to constantly take the camera for no fucking reason. Bruh.

At Time of Review:
Solid 4/10

Story and Characters: 2/10
Presentation: 4/10

Enjoyability: 6/10

This is by far, the hardest show for me to comment on. Most shows are just easily a good or just horrible but this one is like good but at the same time bad? Like, Annie can be hilarious because she's constantly talking shit and rapping bout sexual stuff but it just goes to a point that it's too much and that she's out of control? She doesn't know when to shut her mouth and times when they were supposed to be hiding she'd be the one yelling or talking like it's safe out there (OH! she also cusses sexually ALOT during desperate moments as if that normal)

The storyline wasn't too bad and does have some good "on the edge of your seat" moments + jump scares but unfortunately, like it's title, its those handheld recording film style and lotsa interesting moments are too shaky and blurry you can barely see what's going on. The gore and effects are pretty well done but what i mentioned above just brings the show down alot because after finishing the show, there's no explanation to all of it. Also, they seemed to rush the ending a lil because she was randomly at 214 Timberline way and then suddenly she's in a room full of people, they cut their throats and Angela was finally killed but Sem*n demon came out from her body and started chasing Annie throughout the entire house that seems to have lotsa secret passages. Then she was in the garage and Stretch's car was in there. Everything just ended so quickly and suddenly, it doesn't tell you what caused all that to happen in the first place. It's either X men missed out on recruiting Angela or some cult stuff happened XD Having said all that, it is with mixed feelings that i recommend this show to people who are considering to give it a shot. It's a hit or miss on this one depending on what kinda person you are i suppose.