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Bert the Conqueror

All Episodes 2010 - 2016
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  • Ended
  • Travel Channel
  • 2010-06-17T05:00:00+03:00
  • 30 mins
  • 18 hours, 47 mins (40 episodes)
  • United States
  • English
  • Reality, Special Interest
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Bert comes to town an amateur and leaves a conqueror. Thrill-seeker Bert Kreischer takes viewers to the legendary events, competitions and adrenaline rushes that celebrate local culture. He experiences the most hilariously absurd, undeniably dangerous and hands-down insane challenges small-town America has to offer. Whether Bert's attempting to walk across "The Greasy Pole" in Gloucester, MA, catfish noodlin’ in Knoxville, TN, or taking on Cedar Point’s "Fearsome Foursome" roller-coaster challenge in Sandusky, OH, he'll stop at nothing to showcase what the locals do for fun. Best known as a comedian, Bert travels the country meeting the passionate people who participate in these backyard adventures, experiencing the annual traditions that rally small towns and screaming his lungs out on thrill rides across the country. Get ready to laugh.
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40 episodes

1x01 Utah

  • Series Premiere

    2010-06-17T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert travels to Utah to ride a Wicked Rollercoaster, become a human slingshot, and fly in a harness up to 143 feet in the sky.

1x02 Cedar Point

  • 2010-06-17T05:00:00+03:00 — 20 mins

Bert goes to Sandusky, Ohio to spend a day in the Cedar Point Amusement Park in order to go up against the challenge of riding 4 of the world's tallest and fastest rides in less than 1 hour.

1x03 Las Vegas

  • 2010-06-24T05:00:00+03:00 — 20 mins

Bert spends the day at the Stratosphere Las Vegas Hotel & Casino and at Bootleg Canyon Flightlines in Boulder City, NV.

1x04 New Hampshire

  • 2010-07-01T05:00:00+03:00 — 20 mins

Bert travels to New Hampshire where he goes to Canobie Lake Park to have a try at power-kiting and the Mount Sunapee Slush Cup.

1x05 Tennesee

  • 2010-07-08T05:00:00+03:00 — 20 mins

Bert flies to Tennessee to visit Dollywood to have a try at catfish grabbling in the Tennessee River and Smokey Mountain Speedpark's SkyScraper.

1x06 Florida

  • 2010-07-15T05:00:00+03:00 — 20 mins

Bert heads to the Sunshine State to have a ride on 2 roller coasters and competes in a belly-flop competition.

1x07 Wisconsin

  • 2010-07-22T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert heads to the Wisconsin Dells to experience the world's largest unattached free-fall ride and some of America’s biggest and best waterslides.

1x08 Texas

  • 2010-07-29T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert experiences 2 uphill water roller coasters, competes in a muddy drag race and joins a blobbing contest in Texas.

1x09 Massachusetts

  • 2010-08-05T05:00:00+03:00 — 20 mins

Bert tackles insane thrill rides Bizarro and Catapult at Six Flags New England, then heads to Gloucester to compete in a greasy-pole contest.

1x10 South Carolina

  • 2010-08-12T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert heads to Carowinds Theme Park to conquer 2 extreme coasters -- Intimidator and Afterburn -- then attempts Redneck Waterskiing.

2x01 Maine

  • Season Premiere

    2011-04-04T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert dares to ride the Boulder Dash in Bristol as well as the Alpine Slide in Vermont as he makes his way through New England. Then Bert travels to Maine for the eleventh annual North American Wife Carrying Championship.

2x02 Virginia

  • 2011-04-04T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert heads to Busch Gardens and Kings Dominion to tackle some of the meanest rides the parks have to offer. Bert attempts to conquer the Griffon and the Intimidator, the fastest coaster on the East Coast. He ends his trip donning a kilt in Doswell.

2x03 Eastern Florida

  • 2011-04-11T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert travels to the sunshine state where he rides the world's only inverted dueling coaster at Universal Orlando. Next he's off to Wet N' Wild to take on the Bomb Bay and finally, Bert tests his wakeboarding skills at the annual Ski Rixen Amateur Open.

2x04 Hawaii

  • 2011-04-18T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert heads to the sunny shores of Oahu for some water activities, Hawaiian-style. Bert checks out Wet'n'Wild, Hawaii's only water park. He then sets to North Shore to swim with sharks, and finally Bert takes a leap in the Paddleboard Cliff Jump Regatta.

2x05 New Jersey

  • 2011-04-25T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert visits Six Flags Great Adventure and goes to the Tough Mudder competition.

2x06 Alberta, Canada

  • 2011-05-02T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert visits West Edmonton Mall and rides the Mindbender and the Bungee Tower and partakes in the 37th annual Toboggan race.

2x07 Eastern Texas

  • 2011-05-09T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Six Flags Over Texas and rides Titan and Mr. Freeze and then goes to the Buddy Run and gets dirty.

2x08 Alaska

  • 2011-05-16T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Anchorage, Alaska to take part in the 76th annual Fur Rendezvous Festival.

2x09 New Mexico

  • 2011-05-23T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Ruidoso Winter Park and to Angel Fire Resort to participate in the shovel races. Then he heads to the Radisson Hotel in Albuquerque, home of New Mexico's only indoor water park.

2x10 Arizona

  • 2011-05-30T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Phoenix, Arizona to face the rides at the Wet 'n' Wild water park.

2x11 Cancun

  • 2011-06-16T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Cancún, Mexico to ride the Double Space Bowl slide at Wet 'n' Wild, experiences the jungle attractions at Selvatica Adventure Kingdom in the Yucaton jungle, and competes in the Coral Beach Tubing Spectacular.

2x12 San Francisco

  • 2011-06-23T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom to ride the Medusa and the Hammerhead, and heads to San Francisco, California to compete in the Bring Your Own Big Wheel event.

2x13 Indiana

  • 2011-06-30T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari to ride the wooden rollercoaster, the Voyage, and the Wildebeest water coaster, and heads to Perfect North Slopes to compete in the Slush Pit Tubing Championships.

2x14 Colorado

  • 2011-07-14T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Elitch Gardens in Denver, Colorado.

2x15 Los Angeles

  • 2011-08-08T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Six Flags Magic Mountain and Knott's Berry Farm.

2x16 Upper Midwest

  • 2011-08-08T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert goes to Shakopee, Minnesota to experience the rides at Valleyfair.

3x01 Walk On Water

  • Season Premiere

    2016-06-08T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert pays a visit to an old foe at Gloucester's Greasy Pole contest before he heads up the coast to another Northeast competition. He attempts to literally walk on water to conquer a lobster crate race in Maine.

3x02 The Big Cheese

  • 2016-06-08T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert rides in a summer bobsleigh on wheels, a bungee jump from a bridge over the Cheakamus River, and a mad dash race down a hill in the annual cheese roll race at the Canadian Cheese Rolling Festival.

3x03 Mind-Blowing Michigan

  • 2016-06-15T05:00:00+03:00 — 42 mins

Bert tackles Michigan's top thrills, such as a backyard "Abusement Park."

3x04 Bringing Home the Bacon

  • 2016-06-22T05:00:00+03:00 — 42 mins

Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, and winner takes it home, in Florida.

3x05 Mr. Universal

  • 2016-06-29T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert takes on Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit, Transformers: The Ride-3D and the Jurassic Park River Adventure at Universal Orlando Resort. Plus, he gets a behind-the-scenes look at Universal's newest ride, Skull Island: Reign of Kong.

3x06 Colorado Canyon Swing

  • 2016-08-03T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert faces his fear of heights by riding Colorado's highest thrill rides.

3x07 Bert & Gurney

  • 2016-08-03T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert suffers injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.

3x08 Midwest Mud Fest

  • 2016-08-03T05:00:00+03:00 — 42 mins

Bert races an ATV over a mud pit at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minnesota.

3x09 Seeing Red

  • 2016-08-03T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Can Bert withstand 15 tons of flying tomatoes at the Seattle Tomato Battle?

3x10 Bert's Biggest Splash

  • 2016-08-10T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert flies down a ski jump turned waterslide, competing for biggest splash.

3x11 Running of the Balls

  • 2016-08-10T05:00:00+03:00 — 21 mins

Bert prays he can outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1,000-foot hill.

3x12 Beta Test

  • 2016-08-10T05:00:00+03:00 — 42 mins

Bert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.

3x13 Friday Night Heights

  • 2016-08-31T05:00:00+03:00 — 41 mins

Bert travels to Texas, where he rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.

3x14 Barbecue and Barbed Wire

  • 2016-08-10T05:00:00+03:00 — 30 mins

Bert explores the best thrills of America's heartland, including a maniacally muddy 5km race.

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