Kalisto getting blasted in the face fucking sucks and I’m not advocating people throwing shit at wrestlers, at least do it outside so they have a chance to hit you back. I know it’s all well and good me saying this while also featuring the video in Botchamania so I’m having my cake and eating it and you’re right. But still, don’t do that shit.
I think it’s sad that Ziggler had that entrance fuck up on Smackdown and no-one messaged me about it, meaning no-one noticed or cared. I get messaged every time someone so much as stutters yet this one went un-noticed.
Clash Of Champions was skippable. Whether or not being dull is worse than being bad is debatable but it’s on-par with Battleground this year as Worst Network Special/Most Skippable Show.
Pretty sure Nick Jackson meant to ”fall” at PWG but I’m sure he didn’t intend on landing on his head in the process…which meant I could finally use that ”retired Nick Jackson” clip from months ago. Thanks Nick!
I was there live at ICW Fear & Loathing when Rey no-showed his own entrance. Apparently allegedly maybe there wasn’t any monitor backstage so he didn’t know he was up. I don’t know if that’s true but I know ICW are a lovely bunch of lads and everyone else made their way to the ring on time so who knows?
The Southside Tables Match is my favourite thing of the year, well done Joseph Conners.
The David Allen Coe ending is one of the easiest crap jokes to make but that didn’t stop me.
I usually try and avoid anime endings because the majority of the ones submitted expect you to know what the anime is and that’s the joke. This one works even if you don’t like that weeb pillow-wife filth that isn’t JoJo.
