Music…
Chain Chomp Roulette by Asuka Ohta & Ryo Nagamatsu (Mario Kart Wii)
Thanks To…
Marcus Everett (aka IWA-MS Elbow guy) for the fabulous intro
atnpgo on reddit for the dick fall
1flym for the Saint’s Row “You Talk Too Much”
BK Falco for the Summerslam spot-call I missed last video
toveluv for being funny
Richard Land for the ring breaking
Woolie Versus for the beautiful line-reading
Remi Steele for the Clone High & Mortal Kombat endings
Matt Myers for the always appreciated Evangelion content
Johanna Swanson for the Muppets ending
Charles Chase making his long awaited return
Notes…
I wouldn’t usually use this much BTE but them making fun of The Biggest Botch Of The Year and Trent?’s Mum making everyone die laughing were too good to not use.
No table moments this episode because there weren’t any available but Roman’s I AM THE HEAD OF THE TABLE is custom-fit for it.
I know there’s been three (THREE) matches on WWE TV to end prematurely (Mickie vs. Asuka, Hurt Business vs. Viking Raiders and A & A, last night’s Street Profits vs. A & A) but i’m only using the Asuka one for the “ha Mickie’s acting was so good it tricked the ref” because I try and avoid real injuries.
The Ivelisse vs. Thunder Rosa match may have turned into SUPER-SHOOT MEGA-REAL but they edited so much of it out that the only remarkable bit of the match was the indifferent hold during the picture-in-picture. I don’t know what’s going on with the two of them but Ivelisse completely blanking out during the tag rematch the following week was amazing.
And if those weren’t good enough, there was also Miro’s in-ring debut to enjoy because after months of nothing, the botch dam has been struck open and it’s spraying bad wrestling everywhere, hoorayyyy.
But at the same time Clash of Champions was way better than expected, mostly thanks to TOPLESS ROMAN.
