It’s the first show of June and— wait— what? It’s July? You told me it wasn’t! You lie! JULY-ER! My ex told me that joke one time, and it’s literally the only good thing that comes to mind when I think about her. She may have put a dampener a lot of things I once held dear, but she hasn’t seen me in this stage of my life where OKAY CODY IS TAKING OVER THE DESCRIPTION NOW JESUS CHRIST, ALEX. While Alex deals with some personal issues, let me tell you what the show will be about today. We're talking some NBA free agency! Can you believe KD went to the Nets? Where's Kawhi gonna go? Let's laugh at the Knicks and.....we're not talking NBA? We're doing Masters of the Universe? Again? Sigh. Welp, I imagine He-Man would be a BEAST at power forward, and Skeletor would be one of those sneaky small forwards who aren't that fast but can shoot a mean three from the corner. I don't know what else to talk about here. Mainly I'm just killing time until Alex is done with his therapy session.
