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The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.
Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids.
From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter!
Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy.
A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results!
Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.”
By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking.
Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own.
Prepare for a lot of hot takes...
The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up!
Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.”
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on.
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Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic
The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe...
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good.
In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible.
Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss!
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!!
Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can.
The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter...
Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter.
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man?
Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode.
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot...
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots!
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?"
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries...
In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues.
Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more!
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed!
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values.
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update.
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas.
Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.
