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Distractible

Season 3 2023 - 2024

  • 2023-01-02T01:00:00Z
  • 53m
  • 4d 8h 14m (118 episodes)
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

118 episodes

Season Premiere

2023-01-02T01:00:00Z

3x01 Good Bad Habits

Season Premiere

3x01 Good Bad Habits

  • 2023-01-02T01:00:00Z53m

You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet?

2023-01-09T01:00:00Z

3x02 You Member?

3x02 You Member?

  • 2023-01-09T01:00:00Z53m

Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work?

2023-01-16T01:00:00Z

3x03 The Ick

3x03 The Ick

  • 2023-01-16T01:00:00Z53m

Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick."

2023-01-23T01:00:00Z

3x04 Bob's Baby

3x04 Bob's Baby

  • 2023-01-23T01:00:00Z53m

Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...).

2023-01-30T01:00:00Z

3x05 Wade's Silly Choices

3x05 Wade's Silly Choices

  • 2023-01-30T01:00:00Z53m

A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more!

3x06 Friendship Test: Mark Edition

  • 2023-02-06T01:00:00Z53m

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia!

2023-02-13T01:00:00Z

3x07 Profession Confessions

3x07 Profession Confessions

  • 2023-02-13T01:00:00Z53m

One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories.

2023-02-20T01:00:00Z

3x08 The Masks We Wear

3x08 The Masks We Wear

  • 2023-02-20T01:00:00Z53m

On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us...

2023-02-27T01:00:00Z

3x09 Distractible: The Musical

3x09 Distractible: The Musical

  • 2023-02-27T01:00:00Z53m

The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet.

2023-03-06T01:00:00Z

3x10 The Emmy Losing Episode

3x10 The Emmy Losing Episode

  • 2023-03-06T01:00:00Z53m

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!).

2023-03-08T01:00:00Z

3x11 Am I The Asshole?

3x11 Am I The Asshole?

  • 2023-03-08T01:00:00Z53m

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page!
P.S. New Episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted...

3x12 Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)!

  • 2023-03-08T01:00:00Z53m

Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!!

2023-03-13T01:00:00Z

3x13 Good Advice?

3x13 Good Advice?

  • 2023-03-13T01:00:00Z53m

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid.

P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on!

2023-03-17T01:00:00Z

3x14 The Shoe Game

3x14 The Shoe Game

  • 2023-03-17T01:00:00Z53m

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game.

2023-03-20T01:00:00Z

3x15 The Fairest Episode Ever

3x15 The Fairest Episode Ever

  • 2023-03-20T01:00:00Z53m

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair.

2023-03-26T01:00:00Z

3x16 Just Relax

3x16 Just Relax

  • 2023-03-26T01:00:00Z53m

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations.

2023-03-27T01:00:00Z

3x17 Self Actualization

3x17 Self Actualization

  • 2023-03-27T01:00:00Z53m

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements.

2023-03-31T01:00:00Z

3x18 Wonders of Our World

3x18 Wonders of Our World

  • 2023-03-31T01:00:00Z53m

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world.

3x19 Video Game Tier List (Part 2)

  • 2023-04-03T01:00:00Z53m

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list.

2023-04-07T01:00:00Z

3x20 Would You Rather (Part 2)

3x20 Would You Rather (Part 2)

  • 2023-04-07T01:00:00Z53m

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather.

2023-04-10T01:00:00Z

3x21 Our Firsts

3x21 Our Firsts

  • 2023-04-10T01:00:00Z53m

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences.

2023-04-14T01:00:00Z

3x22 Wade's Questions

3x22 Wade's Questions

  • 2023-04-14T01:00:00Z53m

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together.

2023-04-17T01:00:00Z

3x23 Million Dollars, But...

3x23 Million Dollars, But...

  • 2023-04-17T01:00:00Z53m

Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob.

2023-04-21T01:00:00Z

3x24 Who's Better?

3x24 Who's Better?

  • 2023-04-21T01:00:00Z53m

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place?

2023-04-24T01:00:00Z

3x25 Riddles & Rhymes

3x25 Riddles & Rhymes

  • 2023-04-24T01:00:00Z53m

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes...

2023-04-28T01:00:00Z

3x26 Ohio Stuff

3x26 Ohio Stuff

  • 2023-04-28T01:00:00Z53m

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD.

2023-05-01T01:00:00Z

3x27 Bread

3x27 Bread

  • 2023-05-01T01:00:00Z53m

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread.

2023-05-05T01:00:00Z

3x28 Three Peens In A Pod

3x28 Three Peens In A Pod

  • 2023-05-05T01:00:00Z53m

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't?

2023-05-08T01:00:00Z

3x29 The Wheel of Fate

3x29 The Wheel of Fate

  • 2023-05-08T01:00:00Z53m

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode.

3x30 Will You Press The Button?

  • 2023-05-12T01:00:00Z53m

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios.

2023-05-15T01:00:00Z

3x31 Hypocrisy?

3x31 Hypocrisy?

  • 2023-05-15T01:00:00Z53m

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites!

2023-05-17T01:00:00Z

3x32 The Burls [Bonus Episode]

3x32 The Burls [Bonus Episode]

  • 2023-05-17T01:00:00Z53m

Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault."

2023-05-19T01:00:00Z

3x33 Artificial Intelligence

3x33 Artificial Intelligence

  • 2023-05-19T01:00:00Z53m

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say?

2023-05-22T01:00:00Z

3x34 What I Want

3x34 What I Want

  • 2023-05-22T01:00:00Z53m

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now.

2023-05-26T01:00:00Z

3x35 Bob Wins This Episode

3x35 Bob Wins This Episode

  • 2023-05-26T01:00:00Z53m

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads.

2023-05-29T01:00:00Z

3x36 I'm Better

3x36 I'm Better

  • 2023-05-29T01:00:00Z53m

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them.

2023-06-02T01:00:00Z

3x37 Listener Q&A

3x37 Listener Q&A

  • 2023-06-02T01:00:00Z53m

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out!

2023-06-05T01:00:00Z

3x38 I Wasn't Ready

3x38 I Wasn't Ready

  • 2023-06-05T01:00:00Z53m

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood.

2023-06-09T01:00:00Z

3x39 Rage

3x39 Rage

  • 2023-06-09T01:00:00Z53m

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage...

2023-06-12T01:00:00Z

3x40 Weird

3x40 Weird

  • 2023-06-12T01:00:00Z53m

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways.

2023-06-16T01:00:00Z

3x41 Weird (Part 2)

3x41 Weird (Part 2)

  • 2023-06-16T01:00:00Z53m

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode.

2023-06-19T01:00:00Z

3x42 Weird (Part 3)

3x42 Weird (Part 3)

  • 2023-06-19T01:00:00Z53m

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate.

2023-06-23T01:00:00Z

3x43 YouTubers For YouTubers

3x43 YouTubers For YouTubers

  • 2023-06-23T01:00:00Z53m

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show!

2023-06-26T01:00:00Z

3x44 It's Mark's Birthday

3x44 It's Mark's Birthday

  • 2023-06-26T01:00:00Z53m

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love.

2023-06-30T01:00:00Z

3x45 Whimsical Headlines

3x45 Whimsical Headlines

  • 2023-06-30T01:00:00Z53m

2023-07-10T01:00:00Z

3x46 I Quit (Part 1)

3x46 I Quit (Part 1)

  • 2023-07-10T01:00:00Z53m

2023-07-14T01:00:00Z

3x47 You Ever Feel A Feel?

3x47 You Ever Feel A Feel?

  • 2023-07-14T01:00:00Z53m

3x48 Microplastics Solved Forever

  • 2023-07-17T01:00:00Z53m

2023-07-21T01:00:00Z

3x49 I Quit (Part 2)

3x49 I Quit (Part 2)

  • 2023-07-21T01:00:00Z53m

2023-07-24T01:00:00Z

3x50 Mac Vs. PC

3x50 Mac Vs. PC

  • 2023-07-24T01:00:00Z53m

2023-07-28T01:00:00Z

3x51 Reading

3x51 Reading

  • 2023-07-28T01:00:00Z53m

2023-07-31T01:00:00Z

3x52 Distractible Tier List

3x52 Distractible Tier List

  • 2023-07-31T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-04T01:00:00Z

3x53 Aliens Among Us (Part 2)

3x53 Aliens Among Us (Part 2)

  • 2023-08-04T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-07T01:00:00Z

3x54 Dicebreakers!

3x54 Dicebreakers!

  • 2023-08-07T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-11T01:00:00Z

3x55 Subreddit Enemy No. 1

3x55 Subreddit Enemy No. 1

  • 2023-08-11T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-14T01:00:00Z

3x56 Feels Like Home

3x56 Feels Like Home

  • 2023-08-14T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-18T01:00:00Z

3x57 Why Animal There?

3x57 Why Animal There?

  • 2023-08-18T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-21T01:00:00Z

3x58 Doing It Wrong

3x58 Doing It Wrong

  • 2023-08-21T01:00:00Z53m

2023-08-25T01:00:00Z

3x59 Philoso-NO

3x59 Philoso-NO

  • 2023-08-25T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-01T01:00:00Z

3x61 Markiplier and Friends

3x61 Markiplier and Friends

  • 2023-09-01T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-08T01:00:00Z

3x63 Wade's Food Questions

3x63 Wade's Food Questions

  • 2023-09-08T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-11T01:00:00Z

3x64 Distractible Escape Room

3x64 Distractible Escape Room

  • 2023-09-11T01:00:00Z53m

3x65 Whose Podcast Is It Anyway?

  • 2023-09-15T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-18T01:00:00Z

3x66 Mark Hates The Moon

3x66 Mark Hates The Moon

  • 2023-09-18T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-22T01:00:00Z

3x67 Bob's Confusing Words

3x67 Bob's Confusing Words

  • 2023-09-22T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-25T01:00:00Z

3x68 Front Page News

3x68 Front Page News

  • 2023-09-25T01:00:00Z53m

2023-09-29T01:00:00Z

3x69 Distractible Riddle Realm

3x69 Distractible Riddle Realm

  • 2023-09-29T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-02T01:00:00Z

3x70 Wade, Bob, and Friend

3x70 Wade, Bob, and Friend

  • 2023-10-02T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-06T01:00:00Z

3x71 Illegal Advice

3x71 Illegal Advice

  • 2023-10-06T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-09T01:00:00Z

3x72 These Are Gaffes?

3x72 These Are Gaffes?

  • 2023-10-09T01:00:00Z53m

3x73 I Don't Know What I Expected

  • 2023-10-13T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-16T01:00:00Z

3x74 Worth It

3x74 Worth It

  • 2023-10-16T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-20T01:00:00Z

3x75 Boo?!

3x75 Boo?!

  • 2023-10-20T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-23T01:00:00Z

3x76 Trick or Tropes?

3x76 Trick or Tropes?

  • 2023-10-23T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-27T01:00:00Z

3x77 King Of Horror Hill

3x77 King Of Horror Hill

  • 2023-10-27T01:00:00Z53m

2023-10-30T01:00:00Z

3x78 The Pre Of Life

3x78 The Pre Of Life

  • 2023-10-30T01:00:00Z53m

2023-11-03T01:00:00Z

3x79 No Thank You

3x79 No Thank You

  • 2023-11-03T01:00:00Z53m

2023-11-06T01:00:00Z

3x80 Curious Conspiracy Corner

3x80 Curious Conspiracy Corner

  • 2023-11-06T01:00:00Z53m

2023-11-10T01:00:00Z

3x81 News Everyone!

3x81 News Everyone!

  • 2023-11-10T01:00:00Z53m

2023-11-13T01:00:00Z

3x82 Bullsh*t

3x82 Bullsh*t

  • 2023-11-13T01:00:00Z53m

2023-11-17T01:00:00Z

3x84 Voice Me, Dammit!

3x84 Voice Me, Dammit!

  • 2023-11-17T01:00:00Z53m

2023-11-20T01:00:00Z

3x85 Boy, I Miss That

3x85 Boy, I Miss That

  • 2023-11-20T01:00:00Z53m

3x87 Self Diagnosis, Best Diagnosis

  • 2023-11-24T01:00:00Z53m

3x88 Appeasing Our A.I. Overlords

  • 2023-11-27T01:00:00Z53m

2023-12-01T01:00:00Z

3x89 Literally Nothing

3x89 Literally Nothing

  • 2023-12-01T01:00:00Z53m

3x90 Return Of The Gingerdead Man

  • 2023-12-04T01:00:00Z53m

2023-12-11T01:00:00Z

3x93 Live, Laugh, Lose

3x93 Live, Laugh, Lose

  • 2023-12-11T01:00:00Z53m

3x95 "Not" "Financial" "Advice"

  • 2023-12-15T01:00:00Z53m

2023-12-18T01:00:00Z

3x96 Evil League of Evil

3x96 Evil League of Evil

  • 2023-12-18T01:00:00Z53m

3x97 That's Stupid, Let's Do It

  • 2023-12-22T01:00:00Z53m

2023-12-25T01:00:00Z

3x98 Confusing Christmas Words

3x98 Confusing Christmas Words

  • 2023-12-25T01:00:00Z53m

2023-12-29T01:00:00Z

3x99 We Hate Christmas

3x99 We Hate Christmas

  • 2023-12-29T01:00:00Z53m

2024-01-01T01:00:00Z

3x100 New Year, New Brain

3x100 New Year, New Brain

  • 2024-01-01T01:00:00Z53m

3x101 What Distractible Stands For

  • 2024-01-08T01:00:00Z53m

2024-01-12T01:00:00Z

3x103 Gifts, Holes, and Powers

3x103 Gifts, Holes, and Powers

  • 2024-01-12T01:00:00Z53m

2024-01-15T01:00:00Z

3x104 How Do You Know?

3x104 How Do You Know?

  • 2024-01-15T01:00:00Z53m

3x106 Wadey's Wittle Phiwosophy Hour

  • 2024-01-19T01:00:00Z53m

2024-01-22T01:00:00Z

3x107 Wade Wins

3x107 Wade Wins

  • 2024-01-22T01:00:00Z53m

2024-01-26T01:00:00Z

3x108 We're Getting Older

3x108 We're Getting Older

  • 2024-01-26T01:00:00Z53m

2024-01-29T01:00:00Z

3x110 Chess 3

3x110 Chess 3

  • 2024-01-29T01:00:00Z53m

2024-02-02T01:00:00Z

3x111 Squid Game Too

3x111 Squid Game Too

  • 2024-02-02T01:00:00Z53m

2024-02-05T01:00:00Z

3x113 I CAN FLY!

3x113 I CAN FLY!

  • 2024-02-05T01:00:00Z53m

2024-02-09T01:00:00Z

3x114 Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test

3x114 Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test

  • 2024-02-09T01:00:00Z53m

2024-02-12T01:00:00Z

3x116 Wade Wins (Part 2)

3x116 Wade Wins (Part 2)

  • 2024-02-12T01:00:00Z53m

2024-02-16T01:00:00Z

3x117 Wade Games

3x117 Wade Games

  • 2024-02-16T01:00:00Z53m

3x118 The Council of Distractible

  • 2024-02-19T01:00:00Z53m
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