Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
He's got a fiery temper.
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
Love is gross.
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
Studying is for humans.
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocri
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
He's high on adventure!
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
All it takes is one rogue banana.
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Mouser.