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In the first installment of Marzipan's Answering Machine, Strong Bad leaves his first prank call, Strong Sad wants his CDs back, Homestar and Pom Pom want to know where Marzipan is, and Coach Z just wants to cheer up Homestar.
The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead.
Everybody wants to be Marzipan's boyfriend except Strong Bad, who just pretends to be Marzipan. Homestar gets suspicious.
Homestar forgets a TV joke, Strong Sad tries to return a missed call, Strong Bad and the King of Town both "claim" responsibility for the prank calls, and Strong Mad attempts an old prank call on an answering machine.
Coach Z and Bubs are drunk, Homsar is numb, Strong Bad is British, Homestar is a telemarketer, and Strong Sad is as lonely as usual.
Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend.
Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance.
Coach Z confuses fantasy with reality, Marzipan wins a great prize, Stinkoman looks for a challenge, the Grape-Nuts Robot malfunctions, and Homestar tries to get some sweepstakes.
Marzipan has a new answering machine in this version: the PhoneTime XL8! The King of Town has an important question, Strong Bad tries to scam free cable, Coach Z is sketchier than usual, the secret ingredient of tofu is revealed, and Homestar mistakenly breaks up with Marzipan, resulting in a ridiculous switching act.
Strong Sad invites Marzipan over to watch a DVD. Meanwhile, Strong Bad attempts to teach Homestar the fine art of prank calling.
Strong Bad represents Bob Statesman, Homestar does a puzzle, the King of Town loses his napkin, and Marzipan gets strange messages from foreign lands.
The Thnikkaman starts a Thnikkaband, Strong Bad's prank call ends in song, and Homestar threatens himself again.
Homestar gets hold of a banana, The Cheat and The King of Town cut their own demos, we hear two blasts from the past, and Marzipan's magazine subscription is about to erupt.
In this installment, Coach Z has shin tryouts, Strong Sad plans April Fools' pranks, Crack Stuntman gives guns to pandas, Strong Bad imitates a phone robot, and Homestar doesn't know what he's talking about.
The King of Town threatens to reveal Marzipan's secrets, Homestar chases blondes, Bubs looks for women, Coach Z wants a backup singer, The Cheat leaves a prank call, and Marzipan's questionable surgeon wants to use a photo in an advertisement.
Strong Sad house-sits, which perturbs Marzipan's usual callers.
After seven years, Marzipan's inability to check her answering machine pays off.
For the Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP, Brainkrieg plays a song about Trogdor's Fiery Rage. Homestar wants to know if you won.
