Dan wanted a fresh-looking kitchen, so he took all the doors off the cupboards (good start), sanded them (this is getting exciting) and then put some finish on them and voilà: they looked terrible. So, he didn’t put them up. Now, his cupboards have no doors, his kitchen looks post-hurricanesque and when you look into the opening between the kitchen and living rooms you see turtles. Yes, turtles.
