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The Short - Victory Gardens
Jane & Dick Holder (what are you snickering at?) are two average children. At least, that's what the Germans would have us believe. Turns out, there's no fun at all to be had with Dick & Jane. The two of them are forced to toil the fields on their family's WWII-era Victory Garden. That'll show those Nazi Bastards.
ICWXP - Wake Me Up Before You Decompose
It's been five long years of bad movies since Commander Rick Wolf first arrived at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, but as far as he remembers, it's only been five days. After Topsy & Cylon launch a rescue to free him from his imprisonment below the theater, Rick awakens to discover his "FML" situation has gone from bad, to bad bad bad.
Squee at the new Sci-Fi-Horror Comedy laughs as the world of ICWXP opens up wide in this, the first in a new series of story-driven episodes.
The Short - Soapy the Germ Fighter
The short film everyone is talking about... but no one is giving away its secrets. Billy Martin is one of the "cleanest" and "happiest" boys in town. How he got that way is a dark, urban fairytale about a grown man in a soap costume visiting a young boy. On the other side of bubble baths, compulsive hand washing and a tangent about meat inspection, lies a terrifying horror story.
ICWXP - Where's Your Big Bad Apocalypse Now?
Unpleased with the prospect of yet another robotic roommate, Rick whips together an unlikely weapon and once again marches outside the theater to face the undead horde. What he discovers might bore you. Johnny & Topsy get Flux caught up on pop culture fails since his abandonment in the 80's.
The Short - The Great American Chocolate Factory
A whimsical tale of a poor boy who wins the opportunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all! ...sure would be nice. Instead, Rick & The 'Bots mock their way through a chocolate propaganda piece that explains how "chocolate is made to be eaten". Glad to finally have that sorted out. Sit back and enjoy the forced laughter of child actors and a riveting tour of Heresy, Pennsylvania that will leave you a devote fan of all things vanilla.
ICWXP - The Gear is Family
Rick's search for answers about the Zompocalypse and the current state of the world leads him to the Internet. However, Birkin and the 'bots make it difficult to concentrate with rants about Michael Bay's disrespectful reboot of the Ninja Turtles, the hypocrisy of SOPA & PIPA, and Facebook creeping.
Meanwhile, things continue to grow crowded at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, as Flux repairs the brave little Spy-Bot that came to Rick's rescue.
ICWXP EPISODE 204
The Short - "The Haunted Mouth"
Caesar Romero IS that yuckie taste in your mouth! Made possible by a grant from the Colegate-Palmolive Company, this upsetting short hurls a cornucopia of tooth-rotting goodies at the screen as the Spirit of Plaque mercilessly taunts your poor oral hygiene.
The Short - "The Power to Serve"
The Cleveland Electric Illuminating Co. tries to convince you Cleveland is "the best location in the nation". How do they do this? By bombarding you with a tour de force outlining the fascinating services their power company provides. Cleveland... rocks...?
ICWXP - "Fahrenheit Cine-A-Sorrow"
Cylon uses the Spy-Bot to begin filming for his controversial documentary investigating the goings on at Cine-A-Sorrow Theater, much to the annoyance of the others.
Birkin struggles to escape as a new menace hits the theater and only one man can save the day - Professor Zedekiah Logan!
DVD EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL FEATURES:
• Let's go to Transworld
• Candy Counter 2.0
• The Eye of Zed
• Eyes for Topsy
• Fun with Shorts - A Day of Thanksgiving
• YouTube Promo
• The End of Cine-A-Sorrow
• Audio Commentary from Rikk Wolf
The Short - Safety: In Danger Out of Doors
This kitschy exploration into child safety is just as awkward as its title. Hop on a whirlwind journey with "Safety Woman", just an ordinary crossing guard until aliens imbue her with a magic ring. No, not those aliens or that magic ring. Now it's her duty to teach accident prone youngsters to be less stupid. At least's she's not as lame as Aquaman.
The Other Short - Linda's Film on Menstruation
Starring Jonathan Banks of Breaking Bad fame in his first appearance, this uncomfortable short has it all - self-loathing male hippies, mustachioed creepers in dark sunglasses a little too versed in women's "cycles", upsetting cartoons and a conversation bomb to end all conversation bombs. The last short film of Season 2 won't be one you'll soon forget.
