Oh man, guys. We got Ryan fuckin' good. We painstakingly replicated Ryan's house on bedrock, Edgar hole and all, built a sweet-ass rail system that lets him get in and out with style, made sure all the walls look pristine, stocked Ryan with an adequate supply of minecarts so the rail system will never betray him, gave him plenty more room to start building weird shit, and even gave Giant Jack a nice little makeover. Ryan's going to be so pissed at how much better his house is now. Perfect, A++, top shelf prank. Fuck, dude. We totally sheganigans'd Ryan. We shenanigans'd him so fucking good.
