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We made dinner. And now it's served, once again. It's good for you, bitch!
Kalops is the food for Valhalla Lordlings and the bearded knights of the north. Rage, blood and anger is the key to a healthy meal and long friendships (of pain). It's good for you!
Mr.Fox is starting to become a real problem...
Thursday-cravings for pea soup? No problem. We got you covered..WITH MAYO! ITS GOOD FOR YOU
TIME FOR SOME FIKA! Typical Swedish thing, which is great, because we are Swedish. Pre-dinner mayo applies to non-dinner situations as well, so we could just as well call it anytime-mayo, if you know what we mean...! It's good for you!
FINE! We made Pizza.. You kept asking.. It's not really Swedish - but we did it Swedish style. And the pre-dinner mayo was included as well, so all is good. Also: Thor the Thundergod rules #ROSMT
Sideporks are bound to return. Forever. And ever. Bitch.
We made them with fury and milk - a quite regular approach, to be honest. Pre-dinner snacks can be consumed in unity with the flawless swedish bacon - no problemo.
We caught a foul fish in the supermarket. Really, it was dead all along, but who cares tbh. Swedish fish are known for swimming in the cold oceans of mead that our country possess. However, don't drink until you're 18, and drink responsibly. This took a turn for the worse for a typical description, but I guess shit happens. It's good for you!
Goodbye, our darling. You're dead now. And we're going to paint the town red with your blood. Swedish pie is only for the vikings born of the ancient blood of awsome.
Rulltårta. Rollcake. Roflcake. Same same, but different. We didn't add mayo because we're retarded. The roflcakes were used back the history when vikings were travelling the seas and forests, and deserts and laid waste to everyone in their path. Now, the transformation has begun. We will kill.
Mayo. Cocaine. Same same. But different. If you inhale mayo, you're up for one hell of a ride. Anyway, this dish was delicious, but we had to be quiet. A mistake we will not repeat. Prepare your beards.
We found some bastard students in Farsta. They actually invited us, and we destroyed their kitchen. It was expected.. And good for you.
When you're as awsome as Sp4zie, it's barely an effort making ingredients make love to one another. Following the instructions carefully, and be certain of the glory to be had. It's good for you!
Triple punches and helmet crushers - it sounds like a name from a really cool metal band, but no: It's simply our methods for cooking swedish food. Add regular ordinary amounts of everything, and scream every 10-15 minutes, or more often if you're badass enough. It's good for you!
Hallongrottor. Rasperry Caves. Cookies. They make us mad. Headbutt the ingredients into oblivion and put the stuff in the oven for some 2-3 hours, and start over regular style. It's good for you!
That's right, bitchers - we did it. Lousy cats: Super hero food. Eat with your mouth and don't forget to add some pre-dinner mayonnaise to your inside sometime during the process of creating these god forsaken buns. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
