Look, when you name your kid Max Havoc, you can’t be too surprised when he grows up to kill a man in a kickboxing ring. The incident is so traumatic that he retires to become a famous sports photographer, which of course brings him to the epicentre of the professional sports universe: Guam!
There he meets his love interest, Dancing With the Stars Season 9 fourth-place finisher Joanna Krupa. She’s a triple threat: Maxim Cover Model, Real Housewife, and Breasts Haver. Her sister is on spring break studying to become a heart surgeon, something her patients will be relieved to learn she mostly did in a bikini. When they come into possession of a stolen dragon that contains a Yakuza’s ashes, things get crazy very quickly. In fact, you might just say the havoc gets cranked up to… a level far above the standard level of havoc.
